@thehobbit
I sadly cant think of a funny story, BUT I DO have a few funny things from a list of funny things that I have personally heard people at my high school say.
-“Do I love you? No! Then you don't get a cupcake!”
- I’m gonna have to seduce the principal.
- substitute teacher points at trash "Here's the suggestion box, right here."
- You called colored pencils ‘crayon pencils’… dude?
- Student:“I need Jesus.” Teacher: “You need a calculator.”
- The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!
- Yes!! Guillotine day!!!
- You can't have cancer if you are cancer!
- How do raisins have any sexual attraction ?
- Who has friends, I just have meme dealers.
- Puts on glasses “I can see in HD!”