ALSO GUYS
I did the most Non-ADHD, but also equally ADHD thing ever and I'm so proud of myself.
Let me explain:
I've been procrastinating on doing something super adult responsibility like for about 6 months now (yikes) but yesterday I had a panic attack about it and finally did it because I was so worried that I'd get arrested and/or die.
So in the end I did the thing. Yay!
Yay! But also what the hecc made you worry so much about getting arrested or dying
Laundry.
Lol nah jk.
I had to get something done on my car. XD
Laundry is horrible.
I get random urges to listen to an audiobook I've listened to a thousand times and idk if it's because I like the story or the person's voice. I also can't go back and forth reading the ebook, physical book and listening to the audiobook. Even within a series. And it has to be on the same device
Me: Needs to work done
Me: Temporarily blocks youtube, pinterest, and notebook from my computer
Me: Gives my phone to my friend so it can't distract me
Me: Perfect, now I'll finally be able to work
Me: Proceeds to stare off into space for half an hour
M O O D
Me: Needs to work done
Me: Temporarily blocks youtube, pinterest, and notebook from my computer
Me: Gives my phone to my friend so it can't distract me
Me: Perfect, now I'll finally be able to work
Me: Proceeds to stare off into space for half an hour
Me.
My Dad: I'm taking your phone away because you need to focus
Me: You fool. The mere act of removing one distraction will not help me focus. My powers of distraction are limitless. "As long as I have flesh I am distracted."
XD LOL
Mere mortals do not know the power of true procrastination
Oh SAME.
the truth really does hurt
Distraction is my life.
I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!
I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!
-Prince Hamlet of Denmark
Genuinely needs help to stop procrastinating….
same…
I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!
-Prince Hamlet of Denmark
wheezes
I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!
-Prince Hamlet of Denmark
wheezes
Tis true
You mean Omelet the Cheese Danish? Sorry, just finished rehearsing The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) and I'm kinda psyched about performing it.
Me: Listening to the teacher at school
Brain: Hey, remember me?
Me: Not now. I'm busy.
Brain: But do you remember what happened in that last episode of Naruto that you watched? procedes to recap every single episode
Teacher: Sets test on my desk
Me: Oh my gosh! What have you done?!
Brain: I don't know.
Me: AUUUUUUUGH!!!!
I've done that exact thing, but with thinking about Steven Universe.
The thing when something a teacher/parent says launches you off on a journey of thought for two minutes and you land bewildered because what the hell is going on and how did I miss it.
Zoning out at a party and returning to everyone 10x as drunk and you still working on your first drink.