forum Tell me your best joke!
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@Masterkey

Well, I think pickup lines are my favorite joke.

One pickup line works out like this:

Person A sidles on up to Person B. Person A stands shoulder to shoulder with Person B and says,

"If you were a pirate, would you have the parrot on this shoulder" Person A puts hand on the shoulder closest to them, "or this shoulder?" Person B slides their hand to the furthest shoulder, now successfully having draped their arm across the shoulders of Person B.

This is way funnier to just explain by doing it in person…

@Turzelle

Knock
Knock ”Who’s—“
Knock knock
Knock knock knock ”Who’—“
Knock knock knock Knock knock ”Wh—“
Knock knock knock Knock knock Knock knock knock

”WHO’S THERE!?”

Fibonacci

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My girlfriend said "I put the hot in psychopath" yesterday and I just about died. We were talking about psychopaths so it was appropriate lol

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I just realized I didn't even type out the joke right wow I hate myself

@hopelessromantic

Hahahahahahahahhahaha!! :) these are perfect!!
My personal favorite: "What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending." -@Gypsygirl

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Okay so it was supposed to be "I put the hot in psychotic" not psychopath

perla valdez

i have two jokes one is about vampires and the second is just a dumb dirty joke

3 vampires walk into a bar one orders ¨I'll have a Blood and Guts Cocktail¨ the second vampire orders ¨I will have Bloody Mary¨ and the third vampire just ordered a cup of water the other two vampires ask why he pulls out a tampon and says ¨I'm making Tea¨

What do you call a story about a dick?

¨A Cock-tail¨

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