forum Tell me your best joke!

Started February 25, 2018 by @hopelessromantic

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what's the difference between a crab with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.

two dyslexics walk into a bra

(I'm bringing this back for no good reason!)
"I'm sorry, you aren't allowed in the auditorium."
"Why?"
"No snaccs allowed."

What do trumpet players and pirates have in common?
They both murder on the high Cs.

That is the best thing I think I've ever read

Pickup line:

Hey baby are you Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot, and I'm ready.

(I learned that at Christian summer camp, when the daily thing was "Who can do the best pickup line to your counselor? We were middle schoolers.)