forum Tell me your best joke!

Started February 25, 2018 by @hopelessromantic

tune

its not funny

It's a parody of the "Teach a man to fish" idiom and more of an acquired taste.

i dont care

Im really so sorry to say this but I don't care either,

I know you don't…. sob

sometimes i do sob

You wanna hear a joke?

BURN!!

No… lol yes.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS

yes more jokes

bahahahaha

Great because I've got more up my sleeve

yeah

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

YOU'RE UNDER A VEST

Great because I've got more up my sleeve

Speaking of sleeves… where did Alexander the great keep his armies? Up his sleevies! Yes I know it's lame…

what do you call a crocodile detective?

Investi-gater

i hate you

you ruined my joke

Well don't use a joke that people know

okay… :( ("_")

Light a man on fire, keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett

I've never heard this one, but it's great. 10/10, would joke again.

stop doing the same jokes

Alright let's go:
"A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand in New York. The owner of the stand asks 'so what'll it be?' The monk responds with "Make me one with everything.'"
also,
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers. May I take your order?"