forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"I cannot stand chickens. Like at all."
"That is the most random thing I've heard all day, and I've been here all day."

both from people in band as we sat around on the field.

There's also the classic

UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "HOLD"

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"And this is why our school hates music kids." - Said while looking at the band kids and the strings kids argue over which instrument group was better.

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HEY

At least the theatre kids keep most of the crazy in the theatre room.

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At least we actually get shit done.
Your school may be different but our band sounds like a dead cat stuck in a tuba.

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At least we actually get shit done.
Your school may be different but our band sounds like a dead cat stuck in a tuba.

HONEY

WE SET OUR FIRST DRILL FOR OUR FIRST SONG

IN WEEK ONE

DON'T EVEN

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also you're in middle school and middle school band sucks the booty hole

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UNHOLY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SCREAMING "HOLD"

"SQUEEZE"

"Backward March!"

"UP!"

"BACK"

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We have most of part two done without music and it's week 4

your band director must be frustrated.

@Relsey-TheElder

Wow that sounds amazing, our drill isn't written yet, our director doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "TO BAD SWEET HEART YOU WEREN'T AT BAND CAMP SO GET OUT MY CLASS!" in other words half the band doesn't know how to march…. we love poorly funded band programs with a directer that's a pushover sarcastic thumbs up while smiling with an eye twitch. I have to fit every ones uniforms and hand them out, that's my job, and to make sure everything looks right I usually have them march eight counts forward and back to make sure everything looks good, the number of hecking kids who dragged there feet and put there heals down while marching backwards was over half I can't even I literally can not They didn't know how to hold they're instrument at attention so I could check the cuffs, it was bad, this is why our band always get's last place no matter how hard we practice because only half the band shows up and our directer let's the people that don't show up to practice participate in the show and it's just bad.

@Wry_Wyvern

“I’m gonna pass out.”
“Don’t drop your instrument. Wait, on second thought, you play mellophone; go ahead.”
-A mellophone and tenor sax, respectively

“Since (head drum major) gave a motivational speech, that means I don’t have to.”
-Assistant drum major

“Oh crap, I have the authority to make them do push-ups now!”
-Baritone section leader talking about the problematic members of her section

“I would cry, but there is no water left in my body.”
-Bass clarinet, when we were told our lunch would be pushed back half an hour

“I love band camp.”
-Me, while more fatigued and in worse muscle/joint pain than I’ve ever been