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@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
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Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️
AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of you
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
👁
Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️
AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of you
Eviscerates Henry
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
👁
Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️
AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of youEviscerates Henry
JOKES ON YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
@the-void-phantasmic language
You fool…. you seem to have forgotten one thing
Morphs into a dragon
breathes fire at the Short People Army
@Serenity88 group
HENRY NO
HENRYYYYYYYY
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
You fool…. you seem to have forgotten one thing
Morphs into a dragon
breathes fire at the Short People Army
HAH FOOL
deflects with fire protection soup™
@the-void-phantasmic language
.>:0
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(wait how tall is grandpa skittles i want him on our team)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(He's an Eldritch horror he can choose which side he wants to be on)
(But hey Skittles if you ever see this offers a bag of Skittles)
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(offers BIGGER bag of skittles and the entire skittles franchise)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(Ok now that's just power-playing 🙄 /j)
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(CRY ABT IT)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(boo hoo you're just salty you're vertically challenged)
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(Yeah but im not the shortest. My friends the same age as me (give or take a couple days) and shes 4'9)
@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book
(I'll make sure grandpa skittles sees this 😂 hopefully you will get the answer you seek soon. He has been notified.)
@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events
(drops into the chat with a disgusting SHLORP sound)
(Yes, my children, I have heard your cries!)
(takes the offered skittles, nomming them Cookie-Monster-style)
(I am an amorphous skittle blob creature…. height is a fluid concept for me)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(Grandfather Skittles, I must protest. . . The short ones threaten acts of violence upon us at the drop of a pin, it must end quickly. With your help, it will be easy to do so. And before an argument by them can be made; our own threats and jokes at their disposal are made after their own threats are made. Clearly we are the ones being assaulted in this fight.)
@IcarusFightsTheSun book
(objection, not only did they insult our kingdom's queen and high judge, but they murdered a child, a fluffy child named henry and soup cult kingdom's mascot.)
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(its sad honestly, you feed a cult, teach them, care for them, and then you turn your backs and suddenly a child is murdered. grandfather us short people request your help in righting these wrongs and fighting the injustice the tall people have brought upon us)
@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events
(Hmmm…. I have heard the cries of both sides, and have come to a conclusion)
(flares rainbow-colored tentacles)
(No one is guiltless in this scenario, and thus, all shall have a part in the resolution. I have a way in which to remove the biases and differences that have lead to this war, in which all contribute equally…)
(And then we shall see what shall be done about Henry. As a fellow be-tentacled eldritch space octopus-adjacent creature, I sympathize with his plight. I shall require more Skittles to resurrect him, however)
@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events
(its sad honestly, you feed a cult, teach them, care for them, and then you turn your backs and suddenly a child is murdered)
Also this is a gold quote. Thanks for making this sentence exist in my life.
@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves
(its sad honestly, you feed a cult, teach them, care for them, and then you turn your backs and suddenly a child is murdered)
Also this is a gold quote. Thanks for making this sentence exist in my life.
Glad I could be of service