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@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

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Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️

AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of you

Eviscerates Henry

JOKES ON YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

👁

Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️

AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of you

Eviscerates Henry

JOKES ON YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

👁

Hey now that’s my wife you’re threatening ☺️

AND IM DOING IT WITH PLEASURE
fills henry with bricks, then throws them at both of you

Eviscerates Henry

JOKES ON YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

JOKES ON YOU (x2) MY SCHOOL WONT LET ME VIEW THE IMAGE

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

(Grandfather Skittles, I must protest. . . The short ones threaten acts of violence upon us at the drop of a pin, it must end quickly. With your help, it will be easy to do so. And before an argument by them can be made; our own threats and jokes at their disposal are made after their own threats are made. Clearly we are the ones being assaulted in this fight.)

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

(objection, not only did they insult our kingdom's queen and high judge, but they murdered a child, a fluffy child named henry and soup cult kingdom's mascot.)

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

(its sad honestly, you feed a cult, teach them, care for them, and then you turn your backs and suddenly a child is murdered. grandfather us short people request your help in righting these wrongs and fighting the injustice the tall people have brought upon us)

@EldritchHorror-Davadio health_and_safety emoji_events

(Hmmm…. I have heard the cries of both sides, and have come to a conclusion)
(flares rainbow-colored tentacles)
(No one is guiltless in this scenario, and thus, all shall have a part in the resolution. I have a way in which to remove the biases and differences that have lead to this war, in which all contribute equally…)
(And then we shall see what shall be done about Henry. As a fellow be-tentacled eldritch space octopus-adjacent creature, I sympathize with his plight. I shall require more Skittles to resurrect him, however)

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

(its sad honestly, you feed a cult, teach them, care for them, and then you turn your backs and suddenly a child is murdered)

Also this is a gold quote. Thanks for making this sentence exist in my life.

Glad I could be of service