Ahem, O Soup Queen? I wanna add another title to my name is dat cool?

PRESENT TO ME YOUR CASE MY LOYAL FOLLOWER

well, none in all the land can equal my chopstick prowess. I have used chopsticks to use a spoon to eat soup! I humbly request that Im granted a title pertaining to this unique skill ive spent many months honing.

MY DEARETS SOUP JUDGE I DUB THEE AS THE SOUPSTICK WIELDER

YAY I accept the title with pride thank

im going to blow up burger king

im going to blow up burger king

YES YES YES

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

mmm arson

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

mmm arson

m yes yes very delectable dish

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

mmm arson

m yes yes very delectable dish

ArSoN sOuP???

im going to blow up burger king

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ArSoN??

mmm arson

m yes yes very delectable dish

ArSoN sOuP???

YES

well. This past week has been a roller-coaster of emotions.
Time to drown my emotions in soup :D

aggressively clears throat Soup.

Le gASP
Here, clear your throat with some soup

I was walking past a river with my bf and I called the river soup and HE SAID IT WASNT A SOUP
NOW HE'S SAYIN HE DOESNT THINK WATER IS SOUP
well at least he thinks soup is soup

if I put tater soup in apple juice is the apple jiuce soup

I was walking past a river with my bf and I called the river soup and HE SAID IT WASNT A SOUP
NOW HE'S SAYIN HE DOESNT THINK WATER IS SOUP
well at least he thinks soup is soup

Water is air and hydrogen soup tf

I was walking past a river with my bf and I called the river soup and HE SAID IT WASNT A SOUP
NOW HE'S SAYIN HE DOESNT THINK WATER IS SOUP
well at least he thinks soup is soup

Water is air and hydrogen soup tf

aight yeah thats the perfect argument imma tell him that
dumbass🙄he says if I put a muffin in the blender with a lil soup the muffin wouldn't be soup🙄

I was walking past a river with my bf and I called the river soup and HE SAID IT WASNT A SOUP
NOW HE'S SAYIN HE DOESNT THINK WATER IS SOUP
well at least he thinks soup is soup

Water is air and hydrogen soup tf

aight yeah thats the perfect argument imma tell him that
dumbass🙄he says if I put a muffin in the blender with a lil soup the muffin wouldn't be soup🙄

Nah bro is uneducated

Guys I just realised I get all my delulu from my mother. She knows I'm a simp for Aiden gallanger and she's already planning our wedding

me and my sister made soup with my leftover birthday cake
we took a potato masher to it, the icing had enough moisture to make this sugary sludge
SOUP

Guys I just realised I get all my delulu from my mother. She knows I'm a simp for Aiden gallanger and she's already planning our wedding

but the delulu is the trululu

guys I'm confused cause I'm cis and everything but sometimes I'm like "ew why do I have tits lemme cover it up with a bagillion sports bras. It would be so slay if I was aboy" Ans other times ill be like "omg yes I'm so fem i love my boobs" OR SOMETIMES ILL GET SO HAPPY FOR NO REASON WHEN SOMEONE REFERS TO ME AS THEY/THEM LIKE WHAT IM CONFUSED

E G G /hj

E G G /hj

_{Is that a reference I don't get or….?}

E G G /hj

_{Is that a reference I don't get or….?}

I don’t want to make assumptions, so Dw about it 🙃

E G G /hj

_{Is that a reference I don't get or….?}

I don’t want to make assumptions, so Dw about it 🙃

NOOO I NEED TO KNOW NOW DONT DO THATTT