Huh. So Skittles is still here- lovely. Nice to see you guys…I'm here to cause chaos.
(Yes, hello Eli. I exist occasionally)
(takes the ocean of Skittles Elise apparently offered)
(eats and eats some more and begins to glow with eldritch power)
(separates one skittle of each color and uses them to surround Henry's little broken body)
(Henry begins to levitate, his bits and pieces reattaching with an unsettling sizzling noise)
("Hey, while that's percolating, lemme solve the problem of the Tols and Smols.")
(multiple skittle tentacles appear, and begin spinning. becomes a whirlwind of death, an eldritch lawnmower, if you will)
(anyone under 5'5 loses their feet just above the ankle)
(anyone over 5'5 loses their legs just under the knee)
(the legs and feet are switched and cosmically bonded onto the opposite bodies, leaving everyone with Frankenstein-looking legs and feet, and also everyone at the average height of 5'5)
("See? Is this not better? No more Tols and Smols to fight. Now just Mediumols!")
(grins with a maw full of skittle teeth, and turns back to help Henry being knit back together)
(Grandpa Skittles, with all due respect)
(I am stealing my legs back)
(Understood, but my duty is done. I was asked to bring an end to the conflict, and I think this is effective. If y'all wanna start another to steal back legs and whatnot, that's different ;)
(A very good point. Much appreciated then.)
Idk why you both decide to hide in shadows but of well.
Idk why you both decide to hide in shadows but of well.
Skittles is hiding in the shadows and I'm going up to him and whispering to him but just loud enough for everyone to hear
(because I melt in the lights…)
Ahh I see. shines flashlight at pepaw skittles while snickering
HENRY
MY SON
many thanks, Grampaw Skittles! eeeeee my son…. I crafted him from fluffy yarn, ya know, hes def a young eldritch being of The Voidtm.
(I remain the same height)
(I gain an inch lmao. Thanks grandpa skittles!)
Idk why you both decide to hide in shadows but of well.
Skittles is hiding in the shadows and I'm going up to him and whispering to him but just loud enough for everyone to hear
I’m just the messenger of summons
Can I crochet Henry a mini scarf and curly worm?
Can I crochet Henry a mini scarf and curly worm?
omfg please do that would be the cutest thing ever
Can I crochet Henry a mini scarf and curly worm?
oh btw as a 'reward' the ACTUAL soup queen gives you two crickets shoves 2 tiny crickets in your hands
:D worm is done. Scarf is next. looks at crickets ah. Thank u.
:D worm is done. Scarf is next. looks at crickets ah. Thank u.
bruh you cant say something like that and NOT show us the worm
:D worm is done. Scarf is next. looks at crickets ah. Thank u.
bruh you cant say something like that and NOT show us the worm
TvT the device I have rn won't let me take a pic without notifying the wicked witch of the west. Give me a bit to figure it out and ill show u guys. Until then, look up "crochet worry worms"
:D worm is done. Scarf is next. looks at crickets ah. Thank u.
bruh you cant say something like that and NOT show us the worm
TvT the device I have rn won't let me take a pic without notifying the wicked witch of the west. Give me a bit to figure it out and ill show u guys. Until then, look up "crochet worry worms"
oh yeah I get that.
and ik the worry wormms
:D worm is done. Scarf is next. looks at crickets ah. Thank u.
bruh you cant say something like that and NOT show us the worm
TvT the device I have rn won't let me take a pic without notifying the wicked witch of the west. Give me a bit to figure it out and ill show u guys. Until then, look up "crochet worry worms"
I just searched up the worry worms and they look so cutee! What colour did u do??
I ate eleven green tictacs in once bite!
it was delicious soup
