forum So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

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Alexios: whats going on over there? motions to bastian and axtin

Me: They're flirty h- wait I can't curse aaaaa
Axtin: hAAAAA

me: oh they're one of my and Iris' ships
Bastian: I'm in like four but this one is gr8
Vos: they're idiots is what they are

Also Axtin: gives Axtin a light kiss missed you too. glares at me
Me: oh please. stop being a baby. octane and I let you have a whole fricking roleplay for you two.

Alexios: sares quizickly at them i do believe you are right

me: oh they're one of my and Iris' ships
Bastian: I'm in like four but this one is gr8
Vos: they're idiots is what they are

Me: heheheee i kinda regret having Axtin here though because we get carried away
Axtin: stfu you're mine here so shhh
Malachi: That's kinda mean, grandpa
Me: no, he's kinda right lol

Vos: hush now sweetie I'm protecting you from a menace
Bastian: says the former demon hitler
Vos: starts swearing in Infini
me: you want me to translate that
Vos: no

Me: octane no, don't taint the child again
also me: Axtin you have to leave with me again, it's late and I need sleep
Axtin: nO
Me: yes
Axtin: frick
Malachi: frick?
Me: Malachi no
Malachi: wait did I say a bad thing again
Me: for your age yes, for the rest of us, no

Bastian: noooo come backkkkk
me: he hasn't even left yet
Bastian: noooo stay hereeeee
Vos: why are you like this

Axtin: I want to but some dumb mortal coughs Iris is making me leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: Dang it, stop referring to me as mortal, ok? I mean I am but boi I need sleep, carry me to bed
Axtin: carry yourself
Me: stop being salty
Axtin: I will if I can stay longer
Me: If we stay longer I will suffer immensely tomorrow at school
Axtin: do it for loveeeeeee~
Me: sleep is more important drags Axtin away
Axtin: begins scream singing This Is Gospel IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: _{God, why did i make you this way?}

Bastian: nOOO BBY COME BACKKK
Vos: you have literally takes a second to count on fingers three other people you could be fucking
Bastian: but the creator of two of them is offline and idk about the other one
me: stop whining
Bastian: fight me

Matt walking over to Bastian and Axtin before letting himself fall on them like human pillows: SUPPIDY DOO DAH TO YALL HUN-BUNS
Atticus finally entering: Hey sorry I'm kinda late gu…. What is uncle Matt doing?
Me: Matt is… drunk.
Grey: As always.
Mary-Ann running over to Atticus for a hug: You took too long, you owe me a hug now.

Axtin: I'M BACK AND I STOLE IRIS' CHROMEBOOK
Also Axtin: gasps MATT! Ay, buddy, how are you?

Bastian: aw yiss there's my favorite cowboy
me: why are you like this
Vos: you were the one who started the cowboy thing
me: true

Me: "Yeah, you won't let me go one roleplay with Matt without referencing that stupid song that I can never hear people sing sober."
Matt: "Ya mean mah theme song?" He asked while reaching out to grab Axtin's face and give him a kiss. "Been a while, ya lovely gentle-man."
Grey and Atticus: "Cover your eyes, Mary-Ann."
Mary-Ann: "Why?"
Me: "Just do it sweetie."

Vos: gags in the distance
Bastian: bitch I took ur…how do I say this without tainting people…I fucked u first, where's my kiss
me: distant cackling

Axtin: hAAA hums and kisses Matt back to make Bastian jealous
Also Axtin (to Matt): I could say the same to you, gorgeous.~

Bastian: okay you know what this calls for a temporary poly
Vos: were you not poly before?
Bastian: no I'm just indecisive
Vos: right yes I forget that humans and former humans are usually more pair-oriented

Axtin: since I've been intimate with both of you at least once, i'm totally down for that

Matt: "Oh that was jus' wonderful ther' purdy ass." he groped Axtin's ass before turning to Bastian. "Don' worray yer sexy head. I'd nevah ferget ya Bassy. Wan' some lovin' too huh?" he turned to mash his lips against Bastian's.
Me: Jesus Matt, have some decency.
Mary-Ann: "Grey, is this what the birds and bees looks like?" she tilted her head in confusion
Grey: "Uh…… nononono I said cover your eyes!" she pressed her hands against Mary-Ann's eyes.

Axtin: Please, you haven't seen nothing yet! He gives Matt a pat on the backside as he watches the other two make out
Also Axtin: Plus I think I'd be more like a wasp than a bee lmao

Me: Okay, Axtin I stg I'm so done- sees the aggressive kissing session what the actual f-
Axtin: dAMMIT I'VE BEEN CAUGHT
Me: were I writing this, I totally would have made you say "this thot's been caught"
Axtin: omfg I'm making that my catchphrase

me: oh my fucking god I'm stealing that
Bastian: gives a thumbs up before going back to groping Matt while making out with him
Vos: why am I the only one without a ship
me: I'm trying to find you one, don't worry bud. you're just a very hard character to find a boyfriend for
Vos: *pouting why does no one love me

Me: nO THAT'S MY IDEA DANG IT
Axtin: attempts to kiss both Axtin and Matt at once
Malachi: runs in I love you grandpa!
Me: MALACHI, YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING. Also he meant romantic love.
Malachi: oh.

Vos: it's okay, grandpa appreciates it
me: I've got you in like two romance rps. granted they are moving at -50000 mph but you're still out there
Vos: why is it so difficult to get a boyfriend? I don't even want to rule the world with them, I just want back rubs and cuddles and muder
me: Vos buddy what did we say about murder
Bastian in the background: still violently making out with Matt