(lol I read that as boyfriend)
K lemme get this straight. If you are not sure if you would be sorted into Slytherin, you can leave!

Hello peoples! I am a slytherin currently filling in for a friend who is currently in a situation and is half ravenclaw and half slytherin since she never took the test which would not let her for some reason.

Hello peoples! I am a slytherin currently filling in for a friend who is currently in a situation and is half ravenclaw and half slytherin since she never took the test which would not let her for some reason.

(That is me)

APPLE JUICE

Oh?

YES

WOW

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG

DRIFTING THREW THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN

YO I THOUGHT I SAID THIS WAS FOR SLYTHERINS? HENCE THE TITLE

I DONT LISTEN TO TITLES DUH

I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT TITLE AT ME

EH

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF RESPECTING THE DIDDLYDARN TITLE

NO

SHE'S A TEAR IN MY TITLE TAKE ME HIGHER

THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN

MY TITLE IS MY ARMOR SHE'S A TEAR IN MY TITLE

I'M A CARVER XD

SHE'S A BUTCHER WITH A COMMENT CUT ME FARTHER

THAN SHE'S EVER BEEN (I think)