Once upon a time when I was in second grade, our teacher taught us what beheading was and when we got home, I played in the yard with one of our neighbors and I yelled 'BEHEAD HER' and now I wonder what my mom thought seeing this scrawny 8-year-old child playing in the mud with her friend suddenly threaten to decapitate her and honestly it was very on-brand for me
Imagine Me actually being back… HAHA
I'm just a ghost
I've honestly had enough drama for a lifetime
Imagine Me actually being back… HAHA
I'm just a ghost
Ghosts can't type lmao
Today on what can I be distracted by: the vein in my wrist and the simplicity of my own mortality
I've honestly had enough drama for a lifetime
Imagine Me actually being back… HAHA
I'm just a ghostGhosts can't type lmao
Well… I'm not like other ghosts
I've honestly had enough drama for a lifetime
Imagine Me actually being back… HAHA
I'm just a ghostGhosts can't type lmao
Well… I'm not like other ghosts
How interesting. How are you?
Today on what can I be distracted by: the vein in my wrist and the simplicity of my own mortality
Pfft I raise you: Being distracted by literally nothing.
boobs for sale dm me only fifteen dollars I don't want mine anymore
boobs for sale dm me only fifteen dollars I don't want mine anymore
mood
yes hello i'd like to share the "image that made me laugh somehow even though most people wouldn't find it funny" of the day with you all
here it is
Romantic attraction is such a pain
yeah.
But seeing random peeps being cute is 👨🍳 💋.
Ahh
I saw an ad that said 'plumbing your neighbor' and i can't tell if it's sexual or a threat
It's both
I saw an ad that said 'plumbing your neighbor' and i can't tell if it's sexual or a threat
telling from the way it sounds,,,
it might be a sexually-charged threat
i love how when my parents are tired, they sleep an entire day, but when i'm tired i'm supposed to continue on with my fun filled schedule of daily stress and anxiety
We watched a documentary in psych about the effects of drugs. Very good. Had robin williams in it. The girl on heroin cried a lot and then went to prison before she could go to rehab, I felt really bad, the meth guy went to rehab, I don't know what happened after that but I'm really happy for him. Anyways, 10/10 do recommend, surprisingly engaging, will live in my head rent free for a while
Cassandra is such a good name
ten cups of tea a day is too many, steve.
socialists with no friends are called…ists…
I'm in love with Kennedy from ANT Farm.
Welcome back to m favorite show: Should I go to bed if I'm getting up in an hour anyways?
if you dress like gerard way or if you wear doc martens you're sexy I don't make the rules sorry
