Friendly reminder to go drink some water, you're probably not drinking enough

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Very true. I keep dying from dehydration.

People suck
They suck a lot
I don't like them
'Cause they suck
Harry Potter is good
But not the author
She sucks too
Fite me
Except I need to sleep
But this movie's over at 1:30
So wait till tomorrow
I need sleep
Really bad
~bad poem by Pickles

Just got back from a dance, it was just as amazing as I’d hoped, I have a bunch of (mostly cringey) stories I shall share tomorrow-

Wow Ella this was the best chat you could've mentioned that in…

There's a Jesus and Hitler fanfic. There's also one where Snape meets the telletubies. No, I haven't read them, no, I'm not currently reading them, no, I don't plan on ever reading them
Pickles out <3

There's a Jesus and Hitler fanfic. There's also one where Snape meets the telletubies. No, I haven't read them, no, I'm not currently reading them, no, I don't plan on ever reading them
Pickles out <3

I think I saw the Jesus and Hitler one once.

I read a Gravity Falls and Oprah's bread commercial fanfiction

Stupid fanfics!

… it's hot out… And warm

It's the middle of the night and I'm very jet lagged

My birthday is in a week

Life hack: you don't have to slow down every time you see a cop if you don't speed

I hate fireworks.

I have to go finish some work at my dad’s airport from an event that was ages ago. And I’m not getting paid. It’s not exactly that I mind volunteering, and this stuff isn’t much. But I want it to be recognized that it’s their deal, not mine. But it was my dad’s baby so he needs me and my sibs to help him make it great. But I still wish the staff had dealt with it or someone that actually works there. I realize they all have their own jobs and are busy but I don’t even work there.

My birthday is in a week

Noted.

i burned my hand on a smoke bomb and it stings (:

I'm in Finland so I don't have to deal with the Fourth of July. However, I do have to deal with my relatives judging me for forgetting how to speak Finnish (which happened when I was FOUR)

In case you're wondering, this is why roman candles aren't legal. At least here.
I'm just sittin outside, eating my disgustingly green Kona ice and watching kids play with sparklers when a guy and his kids start setting off fire stuff. They started with firecrackers, then moved up to I'm not sure what. There's a growing circle of blacked, burned grass in this area, next to a parking lot. I look away, and BAM! A roman candle has flown sideways into a car. Just as this happens, two police cars are driving by. Shocker, they go up to talk to him. They examine the damage on the car and talk to him some more. He appears to admit he has more, and leads them to his stash. They come back to the cars a while later and the officers write him up. Turns out that car wasn't his.
Don't play with illegal fire things in public. Or, you know, ever. Because they're illegal.
Pickles out <3

Roman candles are perfectly legal where I am, my dad shot off two of them at once while holding the barrels, spinning around in a circle, as me/my little siblings all screamed 'MURICAAAA each time a spark went off.

It was great.

… I just lit some alcohol on fire.

STRANGER THINGS!!!

I watched the first episode recently!! It’s amazing so far

First four last night!

A bot was forced to watch 1000+ hours of Hallmark movies and then write its own movie script.

I'm totally gonna animate this some day

13/10 would watch
I saw one with airplane safety that was great but I can't find it