IT'S VEGAN
in seventh grade my friends and i gave ourselves vegan names
I tried to go vegan once.
I was 8
I failed because my parents said fish was okay
oof
I know
i am death
I am life. Fight me bruh
i am a furry
I am, you are, we are Australian
i am Norwegian
I am Amish
I am actually Australian so FiTE ME
I am German Jew/Amish/ my family cannot agree on who we are descended from
you're probably part Nazi
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can we stop with the excessive quoting and stick to inside jokes? K thanks!
"Wife goals and life goals!"
"Will you please stop that."
"YOU CANNOT STOP ME FOREVER."
"WE'RE IN CHURCH!!"
"So which chinese food place?"
"No idea, there are like 20 in this town…"
"Welp, f*ck me gently with a chainsaw."
~Graye, 2018
"Imma burrito, imma burrito, I'm not your little taco."
"He wants to kill an endangered species."
"Specifically by fire."
"Two shots of vodka…."
oh my god i remember that video
"SOHCAHTOA: Some old hippie caught another hippie tripping on acid."
holds up cup of grape juice during communion “is this…..vodka????”
IT'S VEGAN
in seventh grade my friends and i gave ourselves vegan names
I tried to go vegan once.
I was 8
I failed because my parents said fish was okay
oof
I know
i am death
I am life. Fight me bruh
i am a furry
I am, you are, we are Australian
i am Norwegian
I am Amish
I am actually Australian so FiTE ME
I am Australian Too BrOoO tHaT's WhY i SaId It
IT'S VEGAN
in seventh grade my friends and i gave ourselves vegan names
I tried to go vegan once.
I was 8
I failed because my parents said fish was okay
oof
I know
i am death
I am life. Fight me bruh
i am a furry
I am, you are, we are Australian
i am Norwegian
I am Amish
I am actually Australian so FiTE ME
I am Australian Too BrOoO tHaT's WhY i SaId It
She knows that, apologies. She's adorably random like that…
(How did my “IT’S VEGAN” joke turn into a long string of… Whatever the heck that’s become)
(How did my “IT’S VEGAN” joke turn into a long string of… Whatever the heck that’s become)
(Don't ask me, I just took the opportunity.)
"They're all goldfish."
"Are you craving popcorn today?"
"Loki-Zoki."
"jumpsuit jumpsuit cover me"
to
"juice box juice box cover me"
to
"box juice box juice cover me"
to
"box cheese box cheese cover me"
"jumpsuit jumpsuit cover me"
to
"juice box juice box cover me"
to
"box juice box juice cover me"
to
"box cheese box cheese cover me"
"bocci bocci cocoa me"
yes
so much yes
ravioli ravioli give me the death that i deservioli