This is from eddsworld) HOLY LONY PONY EATING MACRONI

Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!

Keep your station clean, or I WILL KILL YOU!

Science teachers…

"it's BLUE?!?!?"

"It's dreadful, the kids will love it!"
"Doggone!"
"Junior isn't very straight… I didn't mean it that way, Lauren!!"
"Perfume is made from whale barf."

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai

Power Goofy level 9

ReMeMbEr KiDs EaT bEEF StAy brOCCOLI

You try to sing with your friends when you are out and about, but they pretend to not know you 'cause you're weirding them out

You try to sing with your friends when you are out and about, but they pretend to not know you 'cause you're weirding them out

Literally me on New years Eve. They were singing the Kim Possible theme song in the streets (at the top of their lungs), and I was torn between "Lol" and "Guyz stahp"

"You.. do anything that James asks you to."
"Anything?"
"Well his girlfriend isn't here right now so.."

"If you look down on me again, I will cut your throat."
"I'd like to see you try ;)"

"Why can't you just get a drink?"
"It'S aWkWArd OkaY!!!"

(Conversations I had at work today..)

Ung into the Corcupugu

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppPpPPpPp

F E A R T H E C A R R O T S

Yes, but did Len die?

パンケーキ

Pewds is overrated/SuB tO tRoOm TrOoM

Boku wa… Usagi… Momoiro… Usagi…

…A MUSHROOM

HAHA SHORT

YOUR MOM!!!-Is an amazing, wonderful human who I respect

Not on my good, Christian server

YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS!

Hey guys! Hi!

The…the sugar….

(in heavy New Jersey accent)

WE'RE GONNA SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FOYER

"Why can't you just get a drink?"
"It'S aWkWArd OkaY!!!"

(Literally me.)

kicks nearest sign

OMG Susan I’m not going to your stupid boutique

Shut up Brenda, I did RSVP so I’m not going to your baby shower

If I could go back in time a gouge our my eyeballs, I would

"Plot doesn't matter as long as we get those rEpReSeNtAtIoN pOiNtS"

"Word porn."

"You're word porning again, aren't you?"

"Do YoUr WorK AnD StOPp WoRd PoRninG!"

WHERE YOU GET YOUR PANTS?….. DiNgUs

You know what this needs? HOT GLUE!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not a weeaboo, I'm an OTAAKKKKUUUUU (not really though)

That's more terrifying than babysitting children

Num num num num num num num

So desu-chan OwO UwU

ot a weeaboo, I'm an OTAAKKKKUUUUU (not really though)

(Hi. I'm an actual one. lol)

REGRETTI SPAGHETTI

i told someone that i'm learning japanese(which i am) just to watch anime with japanese subtitles and they yelled "WEEABOO ALERT" and i just nodded