forum Poetry Puzzle

Started January 21, 2018 by @Duckie

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Afterwards
Maybe drink some tea

Oh no what have I done? XD

Although, tea and whiskey never do mix well
Let the others think what they will, I don't mind

(Those of you with the side comments, you're hysterical! <3 )

Doctors probably have some professional opinion
Not that I'd listen even if I should

@Duckie, thanks!

'Don't despair' Hope whispers in my ear
'Reality may bite, but you will persevere'

'Except that you won't'
'Terribly sorry' and there's that negativity again.

No means no
O'Mally, the alley cat

and haha thanks duckie

There is something to be said about Disney references
Something, but I can't think of what it is!

(side note, if this has been sitting for a while and you want to write the next set of lines, feel free!)

Sure, they're easy to come by
Yet, I never see them coming

Speaking of coming
Grandma's doing just that

The heck is it with grandma?!
Amazing she never goes away

Yesterday she just showed up
Petting that darn pineapple

Pineapple, Pineapple
Everywhere there are pineapples!

So many pineapples, singing pineapples
Stop. Stop right there. Singing pineapples?

Singing pineapples, Pineapples under the sea
Anywhere you set your imagination for them to be!

Everywhere there are singing pineapples
Stop, STOP, STOP RIGHT THERE

Everybody clap your hands!
Swing your partner, there she goes!

(I'm procrastinating from my homework, I don't know where this is going anymore!)

Starfish in the sea
Anaphylactic shock!

Kleenex is for an untimely demise
Eggs are for the climax

Xenophobia keeps him
from love he does not deserve

Except those wedding rings
Soak in the bathtub

What? I'm sorry, that made no sense.

Babies must come from SOMEwhere
Everyone says from soaked wedding rings

Sometimes you just need to let it go
Oh my god where did we go wrong

Gone are the days of wishing for blessings
Soon will the days arrive when they come true

But soon again you’ll be gone
Washed away in my tears of blue