Bum bum bum bum bum bUUUUUUUM BUM bum bum bum bum bUmbUmbUm

Oh no I am one of them, I have been possessed by the bumbumbum

i can make you a worm
i'll give it stilettos, a glow-in-the-dark bubble wand and a really huggable cat

Can it have a crown? and maleficent horns?

idk about a wand made of bubbles….but a glow wand is pretty sick

yes, yep, and ye
can even give you a dramatic cloak of darkness and of course anime action lines for effect
the worm will have to be dark purple for detail reasons tho

it was a reference to that one weird dream i had

edit: oh and a martini
can't believe i forgot the martini

anime heart eyes

Okay. Okay. Seriously though, this needs to go back to the topic of venting….

Why are my feet blazing hot??? I've heard of the cliché of people having freezing cold feet, but not blazing hot (to the point that they sweat)! I'm attempting to go to sleep, but my scorching feet are keeping me awake!

(Being online certainly doesn't help, but I digress….)

Cut off your feet.

Okay. Okay. Seriously though, this needs to go back to the topic of venting….

no

Update: it's now aggressively my school's fight song
Edit: nevermind, it's somehow both

No don't cut off your feet, get some ice or a fan or something. Cutting body parts off is frowned upon in most places.

CHOP

No don't cut off your feet, get some ice or a fan or something. Cutting body parts off is frowned upon in most places.

C h o p

CHOP

NO CHOP

CHOP

Ayy nice

CHOP

NO CHOP

C H O P

Ella how do I do the highlighty thing
How do I make it yellow

C H O P

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I have no worm either.

But alas–simply for the reason that the Eris!Worm did not meet the standards of yours truly.

Although–everyone else's worms are hella cute

My worm is not "hella cute", it is incredibly slutty and you should refer to it as such

Agreed.

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I don't need to lift you to chloroform you long enough to drag you into a seat and send you off

What the fuck is happening here

Whoopsies, kids. Forgot we had company.

ayayay

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I don't need to lift you to chloroform you long enough to drag you into a seat and send you off

That's probably the best out of context quote ever and that's a fact

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I don't need to lift you to chloroform you long enough to drag you into a seat and send you off

Good luck getting close enough to me.

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I don't need to lift you to chloroform you long enough to drag you into a seat and send you off

That's probably the best out of context quote ever and that's a fact

Clearly you have not seen some of out of context quotes I've put out

Okay. Okay. Seriously though, this needs to go back to the topic of venting….

Why are my feet blazing hot??? I've heard of the cliché of people having freezing cold feet, but not blazing hot (to the point that they sweat)! I'm attempting to go to sleep, but my scorching feet are keeping me awake!

(Being online certainly doesn't help, but I digress….)

I'm betting you aren't hydrating properly. Most of your bodies problems can be solved by drinking water. So You probably just need water, drink some good old H2O.

Atlas how do I remove someone from a group pm

Murder.

Alright Dom buckle your seatbelt you're going on the roller coaster of death
For legal reasons this is not a threat

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft. Reed can't kill DragonDom. You stand no chance.

It takes a lot less effort to strap you into a roller coaster designed to kill you

You can't lift me, Pickles.

I don't need to lift you to chloroform you long enough to drag you into a seat and send you off

That's probably the best out of context quote ever and that's a fact

Clearly you have not seen some of out of context quotes I've put out

Well obviously, I mean I just joined didn't I?

3$

I SLEEP GOGNIHT