forum Period Crap
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@Darkblossom group

I got my first period on a Sunday right before me and my mom left for someplace and afterward i spent the whole day lying in bed, bored and in pain. It was the worst.

@SaltyLasagna

I got mine at school in the middle of history
my dumbass forgot what a period was and panicked in the bathroom for like ten minutes before going home

Deleted user

Pssst.
Wanna hear about the first time I ever went to SeaWorld Orlando?

It was with one of my mom's life-long friends, who I've known since I was a baby. She's a really cool, down-to-earth, vegan lady who I call Sage~Sama (because, at the time, I was in a faze where I gave everyone one of those anime-ish titles, and that one name stuck with us). She lived in Florida at the time, and it was summer break, and she came down to where we live, hung out for like a day, and then the two of us got on the road.

At one point, we had to stop for gas, and I had to use the restroom. So I went in, found the restroom, sat down…

No…
NO
…yyyep, that's blood.

I HAD TO ENDURE MY PERIOD DURING MY FIRST EVER TRIP TO SEAWORLD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS NOT TO CRY BECAUSE, OF FUCKING COURSE IT HAS TO HAPPEN AT THIS EXACT TIME. BUT I DID IT. I WENT ON THE RIDES, super fun by the way, TRIED NOT TO WASTE OUR TIME WITH CONSTANTLY STOPPING TO GO TO THE NEAREST RESTROOM TO MAKE SURE THE DANG PAD WASN'T WET OR LEAKY OR WHATEVER WITH MY PARANOID ASS, AND WALKED AROUND FOR HOURS TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAD SOME SORT OF INJURY 'CAUSE I WAS WALKING FUNNY.

ON TOP OF THAT, SHE'S A TEACHER, SO FOR MOST OF THE TIME THERE, SHE'D TAKE ME TO HER SCHOOL IN THE MORNING WHERE SHE HAD TO TEACH THESE SUMMER SCHOOL KIDS AND I'D BE SITTING THERE IN THE BACK JUST LIKE "HI DON'T MIND ME, KIDDIES, JUST SUFFERING K THANKS."
The only thing that made THAT part of the experience not total hell was that they were nice kids. Like, the girls liked my outfits, and the boys were really nice to me and they all kept trying to come back and talk to me. I got to help with some of the learning games every now and then too, so that was cool.

BUT I DIGRESS.

PERIOD. SEAWORLD. FUCK. LIKE, I FELT NO PAINS BEFORE-HAND OR ANYTHING, IT JUST KINDA SURPRISED ME LIKE "HEY GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU, HAVE FUN THIS WEEK HAHAHAAHA"

I was lucky enough for it to have stopped during the last day, and Sage~Sama kept me there for an extra day because Mom said it was cool. THAT'S actually when we went to the beach and did some other fun stuff and… That was like a year or so ago, but I'm still upset 'cause it was supposed to be a nice girl-time week, AND it was first time at SeaWorld and I barely got to properly enjoy any of it.

So yeah…m'kay, sorry, bye

Orlando, I live there….

Deleted user

I got my first period at school, at aftercare while my friends were talking about periods…. I had no clue what was happening.

@ravens

my first was on Monday, December 19, 2016 at home during winter break.
yes, I remember the exact date. yes, it's weird.

Deleted user

Someone: Wow, you're really pretty!

Me, a loser with self-worth issues who knows how to take a complement from people who aren't close to me: Thanks!

Someone: Oh… um… I was just kidding, lol

Me, internally screaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT GIVE ME AN @ OR AN ADRESSS I WILL KILL THEM WITH A SPOON.
(Just kidding but anyone who fake asks out girls or says stuff like that is a peice of crap and needs to dissapear)

uhmmmmmmmmmm….that's happened to me…….guys just walk up to me and say "My friend likes you" then walks away

@rot-baby-rot!

Oof according to him that trick "normally works on girls" because he finds it easier to ask them out if he can prey on their low self-esteem and he didn't expect me to respond with "thanks"

Deleted user

good job

so

today, one of my friends was running away from me don't ask why, just don't and I was like "Why do you hate me?" and the guy I hate walks past me and heard that so he was like "I hate you" And I'm just said thanks while smiling innocently. Then I told that to the friend that was trying to run away from me and she said I needed better responses to mean comments. Honestly, I would cuss the fuck out of someone but we're in school soooooooooooooo I just resort to thanks

Deleted user

Mine was on the weekend and then expanding into, what, the 5th week of 6th grade and for the weekend it was ok but when I got to school it was HELL because I ran out of pads

@HighPockets group

I did get mine once when I was at Globals and I missed a giant water pad party with my team and so the next day I was like "screw it I'm just swimming in a pad" and I did and it worked!

@rot-baby-rot!

How??? When I first got my period I tried to go swimming with a pad and long story short there's a pad and a bit of blood floating around in the ocean

How??????

Deleted user

lol
I am so overdue I skipped half of august and all of september

@CharBar

Hahahahahahahaha
Well gosh do i have a story for you.
My first period was at the end of fourth grade. And of course, being the white girl I am, it was in the Starbucks bathroom. The problem? I didn't tell my mom. Of course I knew what a period was (kind of), but I thought that it would just last a few minutes and be gone. Boi was I wrong. I stuffed some toilet paper down there and suffered the rest of the day. In fact, I even went to my best friend's birthday party,AND her sleepover without telling anyone of my cramps, headaches, or heavy blood loss. We woke up, the bed sheets under me were red, and my friend's mom thought it was her because "she had been having bloody noses lately". Long story short, we got home (misserably) and confessed to my mo that I had my period. I got the talk, and scolded for not telling he beforehand. Fin.