@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Monsters inc, more like get in my fecking swamp"
"Monsters inc, more like get in my fecking swamp"
(i legitimately have a mike wazowski sticker collection)
wiping forehead "I love Puerto Rico"
"i saw the virgin mary, and she was black? and she had these, like, angel backup singers?
"Okay but you're in charge of the ones with legs."
"I have no friends."
"Is it because you can't find anyone with a GPA over 3.5?"
It is kind of hard to even keep it at that.
"I have no friends."
"Is it because you can't find anyone with a GPA over 3.5?"It is kind of hard to even keep it at that.
Thriving with a 1.8. School doesn't teach you anything useful anyway
My running joke is that school has taught me a lot; some of it about the material.
"ITS LOUIS VUITTON!"
"The clock with walls in it."
"nO"
"I'm allergic to Commies."
"I'm allergic to Commies."
Following up on that with
"We're."
"Gooooooooooood morning, comrades!"
"I'm allergic to Commies."
Following up on that with
"We're."
*we're
we aren't bloody capitalists m8
(Guys. My allergy. Pls stop before I uwu you to your gulag.)
(Throw me in the gulag, Stalin Daddy uwu)
(Kill me for real please, I don't deserve life after typing that-)
(pwease punish me satan-chan wiff uw big, thik paws and ur wovewy warge titsh, i've been weawwy naughty & desewve 2 die, pwease sewiouswy i'm begging u end me wight now be4 its 2 wate pwease they'ww find me @ any moment & i don't want 2 no what they'ww dew 2 me when they weawize i'm da 1 who cawwed the cops on him pwease don't weave me i need to kiww mysewf, oh gawd they'we hewe it's ovew, pwease wen they find my body teww them dat da muwdewew's name wajbhavtfvgjhAouiepjjnAAAAi0830000)
(I'm not even going to read that)
(You both deserve death by BTS.)
"That's called murder, my guy."
“Dude, your overwhelming situation with your gayness is getting out of hand.”
“Ah, frick, you’re right, it’s not June.”
"Beer Can and Captain Hook."
"Emotional regression is stored in the b a l l s"
"Skim is for c h i l d r e n"
:)
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