forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

A fork with no pockets.

dramatically "It was the summer of '89… The locusts were upon us-"

"gonna go kill some cactuses"

to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"

to the tube of that one farmer's jingle "we are arby's, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"

I hate that I didn't notice anything off when I sang it my head the first time

"It's called prostitution."

"​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty"

~Altrince, 2020

"ah minors, my favorite snack!"
~Me, 2020

"we're all just dark trumps"

"My arms look like uncooked churros"

"Is this butter? Because it's really good."

"If you don't know who Elon Musk is,,, that seems,,, like an interesting… state to be in?"

"fashionable yee-haw"

"WHO in the ORANGATANG TITTY FUCK COUGHS on a BABY???!?!?!"

"i'm geometrysexual. i f**k geometry"

"If you don't turn off the Magikarp song, that apple will look funny up your nostril."

"Barbie's next career: cult leader!"

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"Why isn't everyone in the world making love all at the same time?"

"How do you know I'm not a trap?"
~me again