forum Grant a wish game

Started September 11, 2020 by Deleted user

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Granted, but you are a seahorse.

(But what's wrong with that?)

nothing

Granted, but you are a seahorse.

I wish I could dance

granted, you can dance, but only the cha-cha slide
i wish i was cis

Granted, but your so bad at it no one understands how you always solve the case correctly.

I wish I could draw hands.

Granted but hands are the only thing you can draw

i wish i could read minds

granted, you only get to read their horny thoughts, though
i wish i could shapeshift

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into an ant

I wish I could draw with markers

granted, but you can only scribble
i wish i could write rhyming poems

Granted, but you can only speak in rhymes now.

I wish I could turn into items

granted, but now there are people looking for you at all times (PROP HUUUUUUUNT!!!)
i wish i could type faster

granted, but only on typewriters.
i wish i could sing.

granted, but you can turn into any one object or thing
i wish i was telekinetic

Granted, but you can only move things made of precious metals
I wish good memes never died 😔

granted, but……. granted
i wish i had better luck

Granted, but you will never win any money.

I wish my family didn't critique my appearance

Granted, but now all your friends do.

I wish Hazbin Hotel was on Netflix

Granted, but it’s cancelled immediately and the creator goes into hiding as the Lord intended
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fall to the ground after 5 minutes

I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted, but you can’t spend any of your money on anything but Bulk Feathers.
I wish I could not exist.

Granted, but you come back after two weeks.

I wish quarantine was over.

Granted, but the virus is still around and you immediately get sick.
I wish I could sleep for a year.

Granted, but you have horrible nightmares.

I wish I could tell dad jokes.

Granted, but someone slaps you whenever you do.
I wish I could stop messing things up.

Granted, but people still think you mess up.

I wish the annoying fly in my room would leave me alone.

Granted, but now it’s a bee

I wish I could stop living for a little while.

Granted, but you become immortal.

I wish I was a genius.