Okay, so, this is a game I like, so let's maybe try this!
How it goes is someone asks for a wish, then the next person grants it with a condition. Then that person asks for a wish, and so on.
EX:
Person a: I wish I was as cool as you.
Person b: Granted, but I'm never cool.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Person C: Granted, but you're just a giant basketball.
Etc.
I'll start!
I wish my hair was longer.
Granted but now your hair is long ass snakes
I wish I actually understood math
Granted, but now you're bad at English.
I wish I was better at art.
Granted, but you are only good at drawing with your feet.
I wish I had a horse.
Granted but it’s only a foot of the ground
I wish I was a Voice actor
Granted, but you're mute when not doing your job
I wish I never felt the effects of exhaustion.
Granted but you pass out at the most inconvenient of times.
I wish i could bake
Granted, but you can only bake things you don't enjoy eating.
I wish I could read a book by just looking at it.
Granted, but all the books you can read are in a foreign language.
I wish I could find my soulmate
Granted, but you find out they live across the world
I wish I could have a cat
granted, but you'll always have a dog within 25 feet of you at all times
i wish i was a better artist
Granted, but you can only draw super realistic bananas from really far away.
I wish I was forever healthy.
Granted, but your family is always sick
I wish I couldn't feel pain
Granted, but since your body can't register pain and therefore can't react, you'll have to wear tons of protective gear everywhere.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can't control how high you fly when you do fly.
I wish I wasn't allergic to dust.
Granted, but now you are a dust bunny.
I wish my fictional crush was real
Granted, but your least favorite character is constantly third-wheeling.
I wish I lived in the world of One Piece.
Granted, but everyone is constantly wearing a red one piece swimsuit instead of their normal clothes. Including you.
I wish heels didn't hurt my feet.
Granted, but everyone is constantly wearing a red one piece swimsuit instead of their normal clothes. Including you.
I can't decide whether to laugh or cry
I wish heels didn't hurt my feet.
Granted. You can't wear heels now.
I wish I had infinite money.
Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it.
I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted for free.
Granted, but you randomly travel without controlling where you end up.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you now have gills.
I wish I never had any late homework.
granted, but you don't remember anything after you finish every paper/document.
I wish I had an infinite amount of McDonald's fries
Granted by you are not allowed to get anything else from McDonald’s
I wish Nintendo would stop making over priced games