forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

no

Yes.

no????

Yesss.

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

Feeling bleh because I do not want to go back to classes tomorrow
English professor will 1000% make us write "what did we do over spring break"

Wanna trade? I’d be happy to write that if u can go to my Ed Psych class

Deleted user

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

Deleted user

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

Deleted user

dozing in blanket cocoon

draws a moustache

throws whipped cream can to Gabs

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

grabs tiny flask labled "HEMLOCK" Yep, that'll be $20.

Deleted user

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

STRONGER