forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

STRONGER

Wat?

i laugh

STRONGER

You- YOU'RE IMMUNE.

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screams

She turned into mist ;-; you killed her-

Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to scare her, she just startled me. Does she like cheesecake? I have some magic ones left

Jaiden
Jaiden I’m sorryyyy

snickering Jk, she's alive still-

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dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

grabs tiny flask labled "HEMLOCK" Yep, that'll be $20.

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

Sorry I'm late but yeah!

I'll give you a jade, a chunk of obsidian, and three whole lapis lazuli pebbles. That work?

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

STRONGER

Wat?

i laugh

STRONGER

You- YOU'RE IMMUNE.

YEP

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

screams

She turned into mist ;-; you killed her-

Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to scare her, she just startled me. Does she like cheesecake? I have some magic ones left

Jaiden
Jaiden I’m sorryyyy

snickering Jk, she's alive still-

pouts

Deleted user

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

grabs tiny flask labled "HEMLOCK" Yep, that'll be $20.

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

Sorry I'm late but yeah!

I'll give you a jade, a chunk of obsidian, and three whole lapis lazuli pebbles. That work?

AW HELL YEAH! Also, I can trade you Arsenic, belladonna or something else for an Opal. (If you have any…)

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Am I allowed to faceplant on something soft

Hmm. . . As long as you don’t get hurt at all.

Vis says no

BUT WHY

@RhysTheFirebird group

in place of Vis dramatic inhale

I AM HERE!

GEMMMMAAAAAAAAAA
Hi-
Tell Vis I’m mad at him- he wont admit he cares about me, even on some very small minuscule level-

Deleted user

Am I allowed to faceplant on something soft

Hmm. . . As long as you don’t get hurt at all.

Vis says no

Dang… btw, hi Gemma!

Deleted user

in place of Vis dramatic inhale

I AM HERE!

Gemma!!

@False-andrew flash_on

Am I allowed to faceplant on something soft

Hmm. . . As long as you don’t get hurt at all.

Vis says no

BUT WHY

Because your his to take care of and hurt if needed- (his words not mine)

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Am I allowed to faceplant on something soft

Hmm. . . As long as you don’t get hurt at all.

Vis says no

BUT WHY

Because your his to take care of and hurt if needed- (his words not mine)

ayo?

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Hi Gemma tell vis that Hampter Man said ave but he still doesn't know what it means

It means ~Helo~.

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I'll give you a jade, a chunk of obsidian, and three whole lapis lazuli pebbles. That work?

AW HELL YEAH! Also, I can trade you Arsenic, belladonna or something else for an Opal. (If you have any…)

None of those, sorry, but I do have a surplus of amethysts, quartz of all types, and fool's gold.