forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

Can I bring a bag of marshmallows

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

Can I bring a bag of marshmallows

That’s gonna burn to, you know

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

Can I bring a bag of marshmallows

That’s gonna burn to, you know

Aww ok

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

Burn the sinners, Rhys.

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

shyly reappears _helo…

shyly reappears _helo…

Heyo

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

If you look at the beginning of the doc, you will see a list of names. Those are our gods.

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

shyly reappears _helo…

Heyo

_{i have a strange feeling that im gonna smell the scent of burning flesh soon…}

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

Anyways, I’m hoping to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

Later homie

I meant to I’m going to go

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

If you look at the beginning of the doc, you will see a list of names. Those are our gods.

ah-

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

Nah, im good, thx.

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

then what do you burn with

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

then what do you burn with

Why would I tell you the secrets of my kind?