forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@RhysTheFirebird group

For now— the only person who can kill me is Visio, as he’s still here.

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

@Visiones-Miraculorum

(Not me watching my wonderful wife be the new psycho of the Chicken Saga-)

(wtf-?)

(I did not stutter.)

(Never said you did but still)

Anyways- My brother’s ignoring me and not replying to my text, so it may take a while

(Then what was that about?)

Alright. Makes me want to slowly invert his intestines and boul his teeth, but you know. I can wait.

Violence is always the answer to stupid foolish pranks—

Exactly.

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also chicken i'm joining team shadow

That is Gemma's domain now- not mine. I smile She's much more psychotic than me.

im well aware of the risks, yes

Oh, that is very interesting. My eyes gleam scarlet as I stare you down Do you swear to listen to no voice but that of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

yep

I hold out a dagger Then take this and drive it through thine heart.

takes dagger and stabs myself

did you want this back or…?

I smile You keep that. I hand you a greatsword and a longsword And those. As one of the Learned, you have infinite power.

oooo nice.

wait so the "learned" is a rank up? i'm still a little confused about the ranks on team shadow-

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Age, guys

I meant Ave

I smile Ave, Rhys. I plan on leaning heavily into my role from here on out.

No— No killing me— please

I snicker, my pointed nails tapping a drumline on my thigh Come on, Rhys- you know you enjoy it.

Whatever-

I laugh I'm right and you know it.

For now— the only person who can kill me is Visio, as he’s still here.

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

@RhysTheFirebird group

Alright. Makes me want to slowly invert his intestines and boul his teeth, but you know. I can wait.

Violence is always the answer to stupid foolish pranks—

Exactly.

And the longer we wait- the more time we have to plot.

@Visiones-Miraculorum

also chicken i'm joining team shadow

That is Gemma's domain now- not mine. I smile She's much more psychotic than me.

im well aware of the risks, yes

Oh, that is very interesting. My eyes gleam scarlet as I stare you down Do you swear to listen to no voice but that of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

yep

I hold out a dagger Then take this and drive it through thine heart.

takes dagger and stabs myself

did you want this back or…?

I smile You keep that. I hand you a greatsword and a longsword And those. As one of the Learned, you have infinite power.

oooo nice.

wait so the "learned" is a rank up? i'm still a little confused about the ranks on team shadow-

The Learned are. . . well, I'll send you the doc again.

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Alright. Makes me want to slowly invert his intestines and boul his teeth, but you know. I can wait.

Violence is always the answer to stupid foolish pranks—

Exactly.

And the longer we wait- the more time we have to plot.

Indeed.

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GUYS

IM GOING TO CRY

I FREAKING MADE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH

AND I CAN'T FREAKING EAT IT CUS MY FACE IS NUMB

I FREAKING HATE LIFE AJHDGAUHDGHAD

@RhysTheFirebird group

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

Ok, fine.
You can stab me.

@im-with-stoopid pets

GUYS

IM GOING TO CRY

I FREAKING MADE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH

AND I CAN'T FREAKING EAT IT CUS MY FACE IS NUMB

I FREAKING HATE LIFE AJHDGAUHDGHAD

Ouch

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

Ok, fine.
You can stab me.

I stab you Thank you-

@Visiones-Miraculorum

GUYS

IM GOING TO CRY

I FREAKING MADE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH

AND I CAN'T FREAKING EAT IT CUS MY FACE IS NUMB

I FREAKING HATE LIFE AJHDGAUHDGHAD

Ouch

Oh that sucks.

@RhysTheFirebird group

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

Ok, fine.
You can stab me.

I stab you Thank you-

I take a moment Ow- Okay- You’re welcome, amica.

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

Ok, fine.
You can stab me.

I stab you Thank you-

I take a moment Ow- Okay- You’re welcome, amica.

I smile

@RhysTheFirebird group

GUYS

IM GOING TO CRY

I FREAKING MADE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH

AND I CAN'T FREAKING EAT IT CUS MY FACE IS NUMB

I FREAKING HATE LIFE AJHDGAUHDGHAD

See, I got food. And I cant eat it. Cause I’m too sad
And- well
✨Eating Disorders✨

@RhysTheFirebird group

Emotionally Can I stab you?

Why? What did I do?
Is this payday for all the times I said fluff ball?

No, I'm just feeling very wistful. For old times, yeah?

Ok, fine.
You can stab me.

I stab you Thank you-

I take a moment Ow- Okay- You’re welcome, amica.

I smile

See, its not so hard to smile

OMG, EVERYONE SCREENSHOT THE MOMENT— HE SMILED

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

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………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

@spacebluelily language

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.