forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@RhysTheFirebird group

Age, guys

I meant Ave

I smile Ave, Rhys. I plan on leaning heavily into my role from here on out.

No— No killing me— please

I snicker, my pointed nails tapping a drumline on my thigh Come on, Rhys- you know you enjoy it.

Whatever-

I laugh I'm right and you know it.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We dont talk about that-

@False-andrew flash_on

also chicken i'm joining team shadow

That is Gemma's domain now- not mine. I smile She's much more psychotic than me.

im well aware of the risks, yes

Oh, that is very interesting. My eyes gleam scarlet as I stare you down Do you swear to listen to no voice but that of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

yep

I hold out a dagger Then take this and drive it through thine heart.

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also chicken i'm joining team shadow

That is Gemma's domain now- not mine. I smile She's much more psychotic than me.

im well aware of the risks, yes

Oh, that is very interesting. My eyes gleam scarlet as I stare you down Do you swear to listen to no voice but that of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

yep

I hold out a dagger Then take this and drive it through thine heart.

takes dagger and stabs myself

did you want this back or…?

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Age, guys

I meant Ave

I smile Ave, Rhys. I plan on leaning heavily into my role from here on out.

No— No killing me— please

Gemma is taking over everything.

Good thing or bad thing?

That depends. Are you on her side?

I don't think I am
She's shadow team right?

Yes.

@im-with-stoopid pets

Gemma is taking over everything.

Good thing or bad thing?

That depends. Are you on her side?

I don't think I am
She's shadow team right?

Yes.

Oohh then I guess not then

@False-andrew flash_on

also chicken i'm joining team shadow

That is Gemma's domain now- not mine. I smile She's much more psychotic than me.

im well aware of the risks, yes

Oh, that is very interesting. My eyes gleam scarlet as I stare you down Do you swear to listen to no voice but that of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

yep

I hold out a dagger Then take this and drive it through thine heart.

takes dagger and stabs myself

did you want this back or…?

I smile You keep that. I hand you a greatsword and a longsword And those. As one of the Learned, you have infinite power.

@False-andrew flash_on

Gemma is taking over everything.

Good thing or bad thing?

That depends. Are you on her side?

I don't think I am
She's shadow team right?

Yes.

Oohh then I guess not then

Then you are an enemy.

@im-with-stoopid pets

Gemma is taking over everything.

Good thing or bad thing?

That depends. Are you on her side?

I don't think I am
She's shadow team right?

Yes.

Oohh then I guess not then

Then you are an enemy.

Aww man that sucks

@RhysTheFirebird group

(Not me watching my wonderful wife be the new psycho of the Chicken Saga-)

(wtf-?)

(I did not stutter.)

(Never said you did but still)

Anyways- My brother’s ignoring me and not replying to my text, so it may take a while

@False-andrew flash_on

DO I GET TO BURN SOMEONE?

I laugh Go. Burn our enemies. Set everything delightfully ablaze, awash in resplendant flames.

YAYYYYYY

ENEMIES, BEWARE! RHYS, THE ENFORCER OF DUST, IS COMING FOR YOU. THERE IS NO SALVATION, NOR IS THERE REDEMPTION.

@RhysTheFirebird group

DO I GET TO BURN SOMEONE?

I laugh Go. Burn our enemies. Set everything delightfully ablaze, awash in resplendant flames.

YAYYYYYY

ENEMIES, BEWARE! RHYS, THE ENFORCER OF DUST, IS COMING FOR YOU. THERE IS NO SALVATION, NOR IS THERE REDEMPTION.

Cause- I burn you and you become ashes- yay-

@Visiones-Miraculorum

(Not me watching my wonderful wife be the new psycho of the Chicken Saga-)

(wtf-?)

(I did not stutter.)

(Never said you did but still)

Anyways- My brother’s ignoring me and not replying to my text, so it may take a while

(Then what was that about?)

Alright. Makes me want to slowly invert his intestines and boul his teeth, but you know. I can wait.

@im-with-stoopid pets

DO I GET TO BURN SOMEONE?

I laugh Go. Burn our enemies. Set everything delightfully ablaze, awash in resplendant flames.

YAYYYYYY

ENEMIES, BEWARE! RHYS, THE ENFORCER OF DUST, IS COMING FOR YOU. THERE IS NO SALVATION, NOR IS THERE REDEMPTION.

Yikes

@RhysTheFirebird group

Age, guys

I meant Ave

I smile Ave, Rhys. I plan on leaning heavily into my role from here on out.

No— No killing me— please

I snicker, my pointed nails tapping a drumline on my thigh Come on, Rhys- you know you enjoy it.

Whatever-

I laugh I'm right and you know it.

For now— the only person who can kill me is Visio, as he’s still here.

@Visiones-Miraculorum

Age, guys

I meant Ave

I smile Ave, Rhys. I plan on leaning heavily into my role from here on out.

No— No killing me— please

I snicker, my pointed nails tapping a drumline on my thigh Come on, Rhys- you know you enjoy it.

Whatever-

I laugh I'm right and you know it.

For now— the only person who can kill me is Visio, as he’s still here.

Emotionally Can I stab you?

@RhysTheFirebird group

(Not me watching my wonderful wife be the new psycho of the Chicken Saga-)

(wtf-?)

(I did not stutter.)

(Never said you did but still)

Anyways- My brother’s ignoring me and not replying to my text, so it may take a while

(Then what was that about?)

Alright. Makes me want to slowly invert his intestines and boul his teeth, but you know. I can wait.

Violence is always the answer to stupid foolish pranks—