Idk what team I want to be onnnn… wahhh.
hands you a cheesecake
🍰
Here you go friend, pls don’t cry.
Benefits of Team Chancla
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Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
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Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
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Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
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Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
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Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
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Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
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Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
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Reincarnation
After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in
we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)
Estos son unos de los beneficios de mí equipo. Tenemos más, pero si los pongo todos aquí, la lista va esta muy muy larga.
…pienso que quiero estár en su equipo
Una buena decisión! hands over a chancla and some hot chocolate Bienvenida al equipo!
Benefits of Team Chancla
-
Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
-
Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
-
Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
-
Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
-
Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
-
Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
-
Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
-
Reincarnation
After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in
we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)
Estos son unos de los beneficios de mí equipo. Tenemos más, pero si los pongo todos aquí, la lista va esta muy muy larga.
…pienso que quiero estár en su equipo
Una buena decisión! hands over a chancla and some hot chocolate Bienvenida al equipo!
Happy tears I feel bonita
15 days this chat has been open… And almost 10k messages???? Holy bro!
Idk what team I want to be onnnn… wahhh.
Please join Team Chicken. We may be small, but we are also weak but we are also amazing
That was sad but its okay haha
15 days this chat has been open… And almost 10k messages???? Holy bro!
We have problems
ONLY 15 DAYS?!?!?!?
We do indeed have problems
I want in. But I will wait.
Idk what team I want to be onnnn… wahhh.
hands you a cheesecake
🍰
Here you go friend, pls don’t cry.
I will tell you that Cheesecake is the most wholesome team, which is why I'm here even though I don't like cheesecake ( at least irl; I'll eat it while I'm here). :)
15 days this chat has been open… And almost 10k messages???? Holy bro!
We have problems
Starts blasting Problems by Mother Mother IIIIIVE GOT PROOOOOBLEMSSSS
I want in. But I will wait.
Join team chicken, we're delighted to have you!
You get to play with my soon-to-hatch babies!
I converted my friend to Team Chancla
@kotlc_obbsessed WELCOME CARLA (if you want to join)
Here are a few basics you need to know if you're here:
There are four basic teams: Team Chicken (the obvious best choice for various reasons), Team Cheesecake, Team Chancla, Team Crab (did I miss any?)
I'm the evil chicken. We have a cast list describing what everyone else is.
I am expecting three chicky babies that hatch on April 10th.
This is absolute chaos, and you learn to live with the expectation of multiple more pages everytime you leave and come back.
The rule is little to no swearing, but I won't really have to worry about that with you! (side glances to everyone. Jk, jk)
Pretty much, all of the other teams are trying to murder me and take down my team (that consists of me, Lemon, and wonder)
If you need a summary, let us know!
Hey now chicken I’m not trying to murder you
My main goal is just to give everybody cheesecake
There are four basic teams: Team Chicken (the obvious best choice for various reasons), Team Cheesecake, Team Chancla, Team Crab (did I miss any?)
Team Crab got disbanded, I believe
So the teams are now team chicken, team cheesecake, team chancla, team ghost and team shadow
and i believe someone might be making their own team soon
I'm the evil chicken. We have a cast list describing what everyone else is.
Heeey, should I go ahead and post the cast list for everybody? (I don't have any of the newbies, but I can add them as we go along)