I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

Wednesday! Hello!

it has been so long since we last talked, how have you been??

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

Hi M! Do you like cheesecake? You would be very welcome on team cheesecake.

Tienes algo que quieres dicer, amigo?

Emm, _{es que me gustan las gallinas. Y no la quiero matar. sobs in telenovela protagonist}

Ah, yo entiendo. Pero esta gallina no es como las otras. Esta es un tirana. Tal vez podamos encerrarla?

Pues no se… también me llevo bien con ella. falls to floor, still sobbing

Pienso que es una buen idea encerrarla

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

Hi M! Do you like cheesecake? You would be very welcome on team cheesecake.

Alright… I'll pick in the best way ever… Eni Mini Miny Mo-

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

Hi M! Do you like cheesecake? You would be very welcome on team cheesecake.

Alright… I'll pick in the best way ever… Eni Mini Miny Mo-

Join us

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

Hi M! Do you like cheesecake? You would be very welcome on team cheesecake.

Alright… I'll pick in the best way ever… Eni Mini Miny Mo-

Join us

Hello Cinnamon :)
Yes M do join the cheesecakes

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

I thought we agreed to be civil, Pandora. This goes against that.

IHAVERETURNEDIHAVERETURNEDIHAVERETURNED

I AM HEEEEEEEEEERE

I see… Everyone DM me their offers. I will see who I want.

Hello Cinnamon :)

Hello!

absently pats chickens face
Hello chicken

Hey team cheesecake, I need an official recruiter to assist me in recruiting new members
Who is up for it?

Fear-

Hey team cheesecake, I need an official recruiter to assist me in recruiting new members
Who is up for it?

I can do it. I have…. a way with words.

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

Estos son unos de los beneficios de mí equipo. Tenemos más, pero si los pongo todos aquí, la lista va esta muy muy larga.

Btw, welcome, @JustALostM!

I want to join this Chaos…

I tilt my head and grin, a black owl feather quill appearing in one hand and a slip of parchment in my other Well, Mosis. I assume you've read the contract?

mosis whatever you do, do not join him

I thought we agreed to be civil, Pandora. This goes against that.

I am merely protecting my friend, ok?

To much to look at rn- Dm me all offers please!

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

Estos son unos de los beneficios de mí equipo. Tenemos más, pero si los pongo todos aquí, la lista va esta muy muy larga.

…pienso que quiero estár en su equipo

Hey team cheesecake, I need an official recruiter to assist me in recruiting new members
Who is up for it?

cries becuz idk what life is anymore _{I wanna be with cheesecakeeee…}

Hey team cheesecake, I need an official recruiter to assist me in recruiting new members
Who is up for it?

I can do it. I have…. a way with words.

Sweet, arrow you got the job :)

Hey team cheesecake, I need an official recruiter to assist me in recruiting new members
Who is up for it?

cries becuz idk what life is anymore _{I wanna be with cheesecakeeee…}

Team shadow is an ally of team cheesecake, if you would like dual citizenship, that is definitely an option :)

Idk what team I want to be onnnn… wahhh.