forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@spacebluelily language

*sobs *

*slides you cheesecake and disco ball *

Is this your trade? May I remind you, that I have unlimited Cheesecake due to my alliance with the cheesecake Empress? Though, the fact that you would have any cheesecake in the first place, means that you were indeed the one who stole from the royal cheesecake vaults. Have you no shame?

looks at the disco ball Impressive, but, we have something better. If you want the milkshake, the cake and the pie, you will need to try harder than that.

@IamNOTachickenok

*sobs *

*slides you cheesecake and disco ball *

Is this your trade? May I remind you, that I have unlimited Cheesecake due to my alliance with the cheesecake Empress? Though, the fact that you would have any cheesecake in the first place, means that you were indeed the one who stole from the royal cheesecake vaults. Have you no shame?

looks at the disco ball Impressive, but, we have something better. If you want the milkshake, the cake and the pie, you will need to try harder than that.

I see, I see.

Deleted user

I have many bowels, would you like them?

B

B o w e l s ??

@IamNOTachickenok

I also have a lot of glitter, a redhead, and a short, fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy who can be violent if he chooses to and is also a swifte.

@IamNOTachickenok

I have many bowels, would you like them?

B

B o w e l s ??

Yes. I claimed all of the bowels before Nightmare did.

Deleted user

I have many bowels, would you like them?

B

B o w e l s ??

Yes. I claimed all of the bowels before Nightmare did.

Ok then

@spacebluelily language

I also have a lot of glitter, a redhead, and a short, fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy who can be violent if he chooses to and is also a swifte.

Hm, what if i take all of this, and your bowels and one of your powerful weapons in exchange for my milkshakes, my cakes, my pies, my tacos and my homemade hot chocolate?

@IamNOTachickenok

A milkshake and hot chocolate for bowels and glitter…hm?

@IamNOTachickenok

Yes. As well as the redhead and the fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy.
and one of your powerful weapons if possible

I am keeping the angsty boy. He can be borrowed with permission .(I can hear Nightmare dying from here. The backstory for this is AMAZING)

Equal 50/50 custody over the redhead.

And, I will give you a few of my lipstick tasers and sparkly track suits. Oui?

@spacebluelily language

Yes. As well as the redhead and the fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy.
and one of your powerful weapons if possible

I am keeping the angsty boy. He can be borrowed with permission .(I can hear Nightmare dying from here. The backstory for this is AMAZING)

Equal 50/50 custody over the redhead.

And, I will give you a few of my lipstick tasers and sparkly track suits. Oui?

has a conversation with my royal adviser, the muffin man

Hm. This is a reasonable deal. I accept.

(poor nightmare lmao)

@IamNOTachickenok

Yes. As well as the redhead and the fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy.
and one of your powerful weapons if possible

I am keeping the angsty boy. He can be borrowed with permission .(I can hear Nightmare dying from here. The backstory for this is AMAZING)

Equal 50/50 custody over the redhead.

And, I will give you a few of my lipstick tasers and sparkly track suits. Oui?

has a conversation with my royal adviser, the muffin man

Hm. This is a reasonable deal. I accept.

(poor nightmare lmao)

(Oh my gosh this is the most beautiful conversation ever)

(Tell the muffin man hai from meee)

Ok! *shaking hand and offering trade *

I threw a few disco balls in there as well as a bonus!

And some disco grenades, so the victims die partying!

Deleted user

still hovering behind Pandora with my milkshake just listening

@spacebluelily language

Yes. As well as the redhead and the fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy.
and one of your powerful weapons if possible

I am keeping the angsty boy. He can be borrowed with permission .(I can hear Nightmare dying from here. The backstory for this is AMAZING)

Equal 50/50 custody over the redhead.

And, I will give you a few of my lipstick tasers and sparkly track suits. Oui?

has a conversation with my royal adviser, the muffin man

Hm. This is a reasonable deal. I accept.

(poor nightmare lmao)

(Oh my gosh this is the most beautiful conversation ever)

(Tell the muffin man hai from meee)

Ok! *shaking hand and offering trade *

I threw a few disco balls in there as well as a bonus!

And some disco grenades, so the victims die partying!

(i know right? it''s also calmer than most of our convos lol)
(of course!)

shakes hand and nods.

Thank you, I appreciate it.

waves hand and makes the goods appear

And here is the food, and the milkshake and the hot chocolate, as promised.


good night, Chicken. I as well shall hit the hay now. See y'all tomorrow.

@RhysTheFirebird group

Am incredibly bored—

I am too.

Like, why is it, that when I have nothing else to do, all the people, except one, that I RP with are offline?

Not entirely sure-

Eh— I have 4 characters that I need to make. . . AUGH—
I used to have this archive of random, complete characters that I was waiting to use and then, somehow, it got deleted

That sucks honestly-

Yes, it does, and I’m slowly reaching the writers block that will let me pump out replies across all my RP platforms, but when it comes to needing a new charcter I’m just like— OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? (And you’ve seen what I do to the templates, i make it a lot harder than it has to be)

I do too- don't worry. The templates I put up are basically half-sized.

And my personalities, dont get me started on those, I make them a little to complex for me to keep up with in the long run!
And then I’ll sit there with his/her three hobbies and I’ll be asking people around me, friends or family to give me random stuff to put in there.

I have the same issue. But I put too many hobbies and too little into personality.

I like to do hobbies that match y characters personality, so it can be kinda hard.

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only one week until Gabs and I battle it out for all eternity in the name of our Empires

Deleted user

happy free crime friday sadeeqs!

Can I commit arson today?

of course! any crime you wish to commit, dear firebird.