forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

tune

Time to write the wrong year for 3 months 🗣🗣🔥🔥

Oh shit fuck it’s 2024
Hey at least the year is now divisible by 4 again

Is it harmful to ur ears to shove earbuds very aggressively into them bc the earbuds won’t stay put

Nah not at all,
But if the earbuds came with larger attachable ends to them that you can replace the current ones with you might wanna try that
If your earbuds have those

Good idea,

Mmmm yeah no I don’t have the mental energy to fuck around with my earbuds rn ima just switch back to my headphones for now

Alrighty then

new year, more suffering

My mother let my cat into my room. The cat is now screeching and refuses to leave my room. I am not happy.

My mother let my cat into my room. The cat is now screeching and refuses to leave my room. I am not happy.

But cat

I was trying to sleep

Do you have catnip/silvervine on hand?

I was trying to sleep

Oh-

LMAO

Oh that makes more sense. At least it's not a 50-pound dog that your sister unleashes on you

But I sympathize you need slep

Sleep is good sometimes but my cat seems to disagree

im eating paper

Cats do not conform to the will of man

Clover im sorry but your reply made this interaction ten times funnier

Clover im sorry but your reply made this interaction ten times funnier

thank you. my friend keeps begging me to stop eating the paper

I used to give the paper-eaters in my class more paper to eat

gimmie

I had a kid in my seventh grade class snack on index cards in study hall in front of the teacher. This child had also eaten deodorant, hand sanitizer, soap, and a cricket that year

Some kid in my third-grade was accused of eating pencils– like actual wood and graphite pencils
I found him again in high school and asked him, and he vehemently denied it

I SAT BEHIND HIM AND WATCHED HIM THOUGH
but it's old news now, nobody really cares about pencil-eaters when someone else stole their parents car