forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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O.o wishes mom was here to control the chaos maybe I should set everything on fire…it may help-

No setting things on fire

Squeaky Gremlin pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky Gremlin pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky Gremlin snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

Squeaky Gremlin pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky Gremlin snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

sighs

Squeaky Gremlin pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky Gremlin snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

sighs

Squeaky Gremlin snickers. For the right bribe, I will return them…

leaps out of what's left of the second mound of Skittles like a breaching whale, making that same rumbling sound they do in the movies before splashing back in and scattering Skittles everywhere

Scrambles across the floor into the third pile of Skittles, looking like some hellacious blend of a vacuum cleaner and all things Eldritch

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

sits on ground, offering in hand

I summon thee Echo

Echo was busy beating up kids at a Star Wars party 😔 and echo is also being forced to sleep now because they’re sharing a hotel room with their parents

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky Gremlin grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Finishes all the Skittles in the mound and go snuffling around along the floor, looking for any stragglers. Head whips up at the mention of the name Gramp Gramps. Glares with red glowing eyes at yellowqueen, nostrils flaring

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky Gremlin grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Finishes all the Skittles in the mound and go snuffling around along the floor, looking for any stragglers. Head whips up at the mention of the name Gramp Gramps. Glares with red glowing eyes at yellowqueen, nostrils flaring

sighs deeply

Pops up out of nowhere, pours two more large mounds of skittles, then vanishes back to the hiding spot…

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky Gremlin grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Because. Squeaky Gremlin blinks like the answer is obvious.

Watches the chaos with interest
Well I would love to stay, but for now, good night everyone. And skittles- leaves an open bag of skittles on the ground Perhaps you shouldn’t eat the wrapper. You may be eldritch, but I still fear for your health. Save the turtles yk.

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky Gremlin grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Because. Squeaky Gremlin blinks like the answer is obvious.

Will Gumbo ensue chaos like skittles?

opens extra large bag of skittles and tosses them all up in the air you cant catch all of them davadio

Squeaky Gremlin stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky Gremlin grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Because. Squeaky Gremlin blinks like the answer is obvious.

Will Gumbo ensue chaos like skittles?

Hums… We will see…

opens extra large bag of skittles and tosses them all up in the air you cant catch all of them davadio

sighs more

Pops up out of nowhere, pours two more large mounds of skittles, then vanishes back to the hiding spot…

Appears to double in size, wrapping tendrils of rainbow colored biomass around both mounds and combining them into one, before scooping that one big mound into his mouth like a bulldozer pushing debris into a dumpster

Watches the chaos with interest
Well I would love to stay, but for now, good night everyone. And skittles- leaves an open bag of skittles on the ground Perhaps you shouldn’t eat the wrapper. You may be eldritch, but I still fear for your health. Save the turtles yk.

Snags the open bag with a scraggly claw. Consumes the wrapper right along with it, not even hesitating

Look what you all have done. Gramps needs to be going to bed, not overdosing in skittles

opens extra large bag of skittles and tosses them all up in the air you cant catch all of them davadio

Unnumbered tentacles lash out and snag every single Skittle, giving the impression of some prehistoric juggling act as each Skittle winds up in the same churning maw with the rest

Ima cry rq
Why? Bc I’ve been emotional all week and I have attachment issues. I am a pathetic human being :D

Someone take them away from skittles

Ima cry rq
Why? Bc I’ve been emotional all week and I have attachment issues. I am a pathetic human being :D

Aww baby no. Cry if you need to get it out but you're not pathetic

Squeaky Gremlin looks confused, What’s ‘going to bed’? Pops out of nowhere again and pours two more mounds, both much bigger than the previous ones. Then returns to hiding place again.

Ima cry rq
Why? Bc I’ve been emotional all week and I have attachment issues. I am a pathetic human being :D

Aww baby no. Cry if you need to get it out but you're not pathetic

_{i ammmmnnn}

Someone take them away from skittles

Snarls incoherently in your general direction