forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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But…you're walking. Why wouldn't you just go into a nearby building?

Why would you do the four left turn thing while you're walking??

If you turn left four times, you'll end up in the same spot, and if somebody wasn't following you, they'd have no reason to walk in a circle.

Dammit I'm not asking what it is. I fucking know that.

consider instead, call someone and tell them where you are. do the 'i'll see you later' but tell them you're on the way, you're in [area] and about [time] away. in which case, at the very least, if you get nabbed anyway, your last location'll be known. if there's evidence or even witnesses, they'll be found, and you might get found in time. we live in a world where there is no foolproof plan for evading horrible things, just one where you can do everything you can not to have them happen to you

also. short hair is a natural deterrent. carrying an umbrella or having your hair down instead of up is as well. long hair tied in a braid or ponytail is easy to grab, and umbrellas are good weapons

You know
Sometimes I think I'm not all that stupid
and then I do things like try to put my phone in my pocket and bite my cookie
and I end up putting the cookie in my pocket and biting my phone
and yes, this is a true story that occurred five minutes ago

yummy

Crunch

slorp

We stan healthy kidnap proof advice.

cries in proud Auntie

Mir that made me laugh so hard until I realized that I was distracted enough that I used my pen as chopsticks instead of my actual chop sticks.

…..so that nonsense is contagious.

:)

Mir that made me laugh so hard until I realized that I was distracted enough that I used my pen as chopsticks instead of my actual chop sticks.

…..so that nonsense is contagious.

I used knives as chopsticks once because there were no other utensils at the cafeteria.

I used chopsticks once.

Mir that made me laugh so hard until I realized that I was distracted enough that I used my pen as chopsticks instead of my actual chop sticks.

…..so that nonsense is contagious.

I used knives as chopsticks once because there were no other utensils at the cafeteria.

how

They were plastic, so it wasn't terribly difficult.

I think I've mentioned my friend who ate ramen with a pencil, right? They forgot a spoon and the dining hall on campus was closed.

This person is obviously a level or two above me. Is this the one that I remind you of, or another one?

No, that's a different one. I'll have you know that the friend you remind me of wore a Santa hat on top of a fedora yesterday during a Zoom meeting though.

I am very proud of him.

anyone else getting whiplash reading through the chats? XD

Yep

I don’t know what chat I’m in
I never know what chat I’m in
Is this the pm or-

Me? lmao

I'm still trying to figure out all the dynamics, but this is one crazy ass place.

They are melding.

They are melding.

E V O L V E-

I've mistaken Incognito for the PM and vice versa multiple times
I just gave up on trying to figure out which is which