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@The-Magician group

He seems almost too defensive
Tell me, Harry, what are you trying to hide? The size? The texture?
You seem like a well hung man
So why do you hide your flesh cucumber like this?

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂
I think he’s trying to hide it for the sake of other men. Don’t want them getting jealous ya know

@Moxie group

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂

Did you really need to hear that tho….?

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He seems almost too defensive
Tell me, Harry, what are you trying to hide? The size? The texture?
You seem like a well hung man
So why do you hide your flesh cucumber like this?

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂
I think he’s trying to hide it for the sake of other men. Don’t want them getting jealous ya know

perhaps
I mean
we've seen how flexible he is
we've seen what the rest of his body can do
imagine what he can do with his Weapon of Ass Destruction

@The-Magician group

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂

Did you really need to hear that tho….?

Yes! It made me laugh, and that’s something I needed

@HighPockets group

He seems almost too defensive
Tell me, Harry, what are you trying to hide? The size? The texture?
You seem like a well hung man
So why do you hide your flesh cucumber like this?

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂
I think he’s trying to hide it for the sake of other men. Don’t want them getting jealous ya know

perhaps
I mean
we've seen how flexible he is
we've seen what the rest of his body can do
imagine what he can do with his Weapon of Ass Destruction

Miriam I'm going to steal your kneecaps

@The-Magician group

He seems almost too defensive
Tell me, Harry, what are you trying to hide? The size? The texture?
You seem like a well hung man
So why do you hide your flesh cucumber like this?

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂
I think he’s trying to hide it for the sake of other men. Don’t want them getting jealous ya know

perhaps
I mean
we've seen how flexible he is
we've seen what the rest of his body can do
imagine what he can do with his Weapon of Ass Destruction

Leaving those poor men unable to walk pain-free for at least a week.
Plot twist: He actually had help from the people he promised to sleep with, that’s why he was able to escape so many things.

@Pickles group

MIRI
HIS WHAT

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Okay that's not the thing you should be mad about
I thought it was kind of funny. Then again, my standards have been lowered given the circumstances

@HighPockets group

He seems almost too defensive
Tell me, Harry, what are you trying to hide? The size? The texture?
You seem like a well hung man
So why do you hide your flesh cucumber like this?

That’s something I never knew I needed to hear until now ffs 😂😂
I think he’s trying to hide it for the sake of other men. Don’t want them getting jealous ya know

perhaps
I mean
we've seen how flexible he is
we've seen what the rest of his body can do
imagine what he can do with his Weapon of Ass Destruction

Leaving those poor men unable to walk pain-free for at least a week.
Plot twist: He actually had help from the people he promised to sleep with, that’s why he was able to escape so many things.

You know what? I take back the appreciations I gave you two.

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MIRI
HIS WHAT

Weapon of Ass Destruction

MIRIAM

FINE, HIS TROUSER SNAKE

@Pickles group

Eva I can't believe this is what happened because of your Houdini joke and I refuse to believe you knew this would happen

@HighPockets group

Eva I can't believe this is what happened because of your Houdini joke and I refuse to believe you knew this would happen

I can't believe it either
Although I cannot say I am surprised by these results.