@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Brent was trying to force himself on Cassia, and when I intervened he got so pissed off that he ripped off his costume to reveal he was actually a 40-year-old gross man. So Cassia and I ran away into a mansion and booby-trapped the place very similar to how Kevin McCallister does in Home Alone. He still managed to get through though, so we ran out the back into a shed that was a lot bigger on the inside, and took refuge inside of the bathroom until someone recognized us. Then Old Man Brent came storming in and I attempted to fight him, which led to me being flung into a sink.
And then I woke up.
So this is now canon.
Fr?