forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Good for you.

my little sister legit spent five dollars to get pigtails for her roblox character
i get told i’m wasting money when i spend two on stickers

Fuck children honestly
But not like how it's trying to happen in my pm

Fuck children honestly
But not like how it's trying to happen in my pm

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Fuck children honestly
But not like how it's trying to happen in my pm

My character: I think this is illegal I'm only 14
Their character: noah picks up his phone and and calls her friend hey this is noah he says umm i want to know if its alegal to mate with a 14 year old fennic fox?
his friend told noah yes its legal you can but you have to be genital with him or her okay i see packs do that all the time.

I am afraid

Dip, the fuck out.

That was brilliant. Perfect mix of 'fuck you' and 'get your shit together'

It felt like witnessing a murder. 11/10 would witness again.

My character: I think this is illegal I'm only 14
Their character: noah picks up his phone and and calls her friend hey this is noah he says umm i want to know if its alegal to mate with a 14 year old fennic fox?
his friend told noah yes its legal you can but you have to be genital with him or her okay i see packs do that all the time.

I am afraid

"you have to be genital with him" I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A TYPO OR A PUN AND IDK WHICH IS WORSE

My character: I think this is illegal I'm only 14
Their character: noah picks up his phone and and calls her friend hey this is noah he says umm i want to know if its alegal to mate with a 14 year old fennic fox?
his friend told noah yes its legal you can but you have to be genital with him or her okay i see packs do that all the time.

I am afraid

Oh. My. God. What the actual fuck?

I keep making Owen say stuff like "I think the legal age of consent is 16" and they're like "oh my birthday is tomorrow I'll be sixteen when's your birthday" and I'm like "in a few months but I'm still only 14 lol I'd be 15 not 16"

That was brilliant. Perfect mix of 'fuck you' and 'get your shit together'

It felt like witnessing a murder. 11/10 would witness again.

awkward bow

My character: I think this is illegal I'm only 14
Their character: noah picks up his phone and and calls her friend hey this is noah he says umm i want to know if its alegal to mate with a 14 year old fennic fox?
his friend told noah yes its legal you can but you have to be genital with him or her okay i see packs do that all the time.

I am afraid

"you have to be genital with him" I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A TYPO OR A PUN AND IDK WHICH IS WORSE

OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

My character: I think this is illegal I'm only 14
Their character: noah picks up his phone and and calls her friend hey this is noah he says umm i want to know if its alegal to mate with a 14 year old fennic fox?
his friend told noah yes its legal you can but you have to be genital with him or her okay i see packs do that all the time.

I am afraid

"you have to be genital with him" I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A TYPO OR A PUN AND IDK WHICH IS WORSE

Definitely a typo but I'm still scared lol

In other words, I just wasted 6 minutes of my life watching a video of every 'No' said in the entirety of Gravity Falls

Tfw you call your friend and they're like "yes, fucking fourteen year old fennec foxes is perfectly legal"

I keep making Owen say stuff like "I think the legal age of consent is 16" and they're like "oh my birthday is tomorrow I'll be sixteen when's your birthday" and I'm like "in a few months but I'm still only 14 lol I'd be 15 not 16"

Keep going, but if it gets sexual, call in the FBI and make it a courtroom drama.

I keep making Owen say stuff like "I think the legal age of consent is 16" and they're like "oh my birthday is tomorrow I'll be sixteen when's your birthday" and I'm like "in a few months but I'm still only 14 lol I'd be 15 not 16"

Maybe just have him flatout say "I don't want to have sex" or something?? Idk man

Oh my fucking God you know how I said Owen said "I'll be turning fifteen not sixteen"?

close though right noah says

Oh my god

Owen: Well, haven't you had to make other arrangements other times??

Eris can I use the Big Letters? It feels necessary rn.

What if someone did a furry rp but then PLOT TWIST! their character is a furry hunter and kills the other character?

O-O

noah gets a little angry listend owen all the times ive been in heat i never mated with someone else i all most die but idc i wont mate unles its someone i know and love and i love you

Ngl feels kinda like rape

O-O

noah gets a little angry listend owen all the times ive been in heat i never mated with someone else i all most die but idc i wont mate unles its someone i know and love and i love you

What the actual fuck. Get the fuck out of there bc that's terrifying. Dude sounds like he's about ready to rape your character