forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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What happened?!?

I let something slip through my fingers like an idiot.
:D

OH well. I've dissociated it enough where I think I'll be happy when she cuts off my head.

Oh shoot.

I also like how you had no reaction whatsoever to what I said about your proposal.

My goodness Dom I thought you wanted to marry me.

I did. What did you say, I must have missed it?

Me being iffy about your proposal because I wouldn't be Chief Wife.

Because that is my natural state

Ah that is fair I suppose. But as Emi has asked for me to remain faithful, I think I shall drop out of the competition.

aha NB dad has to remain NB dad and not become Pickles, dear

All my wives are released except Emi. But please answer my call if I need aid in battle.

But I don't want to be released aaa
Divorce is two ways

You may return to your position as beloved child.

T-T farewell…

I am resisting the urge to call you very mean names right now.

I am sorry, Pickles. But my wife has made a reasonable demand that I shall obey.

Mhm, well, listen to your father, kids.

Dom? More like, DUMb.
ha.
got em.
it's okay we still love you platonically

Nutella. Go to your room.

Dom? More like, Domk.
ha!
goteem.

like i haven't already been in my room for three straight weeks only emerging to eat food and scream demonically at birds

Ella, come socialize with your family, then.

Your mother is right.

Well then

I see how it is

Baylee, marry me?

Hmm

Depends on what you will cook for me

microwaved hotdogs

Dom? More like…
I don't even know at this point
More like baka

I have no clue what I'm doing anymore
That wasn't even a valid insult