forum crocs' fashion advice corner

Started June 17, 2020 by @croccin-champagne

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:D thanks Crocs!! And yeah I probably meant pear haha

Um, hi, can I have some advice?
I've got a very rectangular body. Larger boobs, wide hips, and practically no curve in between. I'm also trying to not have a feminine looking body a lot either, and have no access to a binder. Are there any cloths that can help with the hips in particular as well? They're my biggest problem.

swim, you're gonna want longer jackets to make your shoulders look wider, to get that masc vibe to counteract the unfortunate inherent femininity of larger boobs. leave em open to proportionately make the lower body fit that. light jackets with darker bottoms, avoid belts unless they're guy belts, otherwise you'll cinch your waist in and that gives you a more curved shape. kinda what you're avoiding.

try finding men's jeans that fit? it's also strangely easy to alter jeans if they're too big in places, so that's an easy fix. don't wear shirts that hug until you feel like you wont be accentuating your boobs, if you're trying to avoid that. really, biggest thing is, shop in the men's section if you can, and wear flannels. hands down

and in case you gals and other feminine born icons were wondering, this is a good place to check your body shape! a quick google search is really helpful for finding that out, too

Men's jeans also have big pockets!!

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

thanks crocs that was actually really helpful

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

if you give me ten minutes i'll do the math

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

Plenty

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

smaller frogs would be many, but more likely to squish. big frogs are less but safer. also consider carrying frogs in your hats

as for fingers, it would depend on the need to conceal. and the size of the fingers themselves

they do! they can carry so many calculators and frogs

For research purposes, do you know how many frogs exactly? Or like, a vague estimate?

Also for research purposes, how many detached fingers? For good science, obviously.

smaller frogs would be many, but more likely to squish. big frogs are less but safer. also consider carrying frogs in your hats

as for fingers, it would depend on the need to conceal. and the size of the fingers themselves

Welp time to go find a pet store and figure out how many frogs I can fit in my beanie
this is why I couldn't live alone

if you give me ten minutes i'll do the math

depends on the size of the frog and the pocket, but anywhere from 5 to 9 frogs
depends on the size of the finger and the pocket, but anywhere from 15 to 21 detached fingers

Hey! Nordstrom has a great little section if you already know your body type: https://www.trunkclub.com/womens-style/female-body-types

Thank you so much! Yes, flannel is my best friend XD
I'll do what I can to get my hands on some men's clothing! I absolutely adore pockets-

hey crocs i have a kinda hard one for you. how do i dress straight enough that i could pass as straight, but like, if another lgbtq person looked at me, they would think, ah yes, this is a flaming homosexual

the question is, what's your gender identity? gotta know that first

oops sorry i'm a girl

wear flannels. all the straight girl hipsters are wearing them. around your waist or on, both work. wear a choker with it for that extra hint. wear color schemes correlating to your sexual identity. if you're allowed, you could even dye your hair in a way to match that, like the under layer of alternating bi colors or rainbows or pinks and magentas

combat boots are gay i'm sorry. especially if you have colored laces. do rainbow laces and say that you just really like the colors. do the same for converse, tennis shoes, anything. cuff your pants, especially capris. don't wear belts. and scarves aren't in season so avoid those

wear graphic tees relating to something known for lgbt rep. straight people who haven't seen the thing wont know, straights that have will likely assume you just like it. the Gays will Know. things like she-ra, voltron(tho vld is cancelled oop), wtnv, steven universe, even buzzfeed unsolved honestly just cause what's gayer than ghosts.

that's about all i have just off the bat, if you've got a preferred style i might be able to do more but

thanks crocs, i have a lot of that stuff already so this shouldn't be too hard. you're super helpful. _{i'm also like, obsessed with she ra}

i'm honestly really glad i can help, i get like extremely excited seeing a message on this chat because helping people makes me so happy

also. that's the perfect excuse to buy merch and she-ra is definitely gay code

lol you’re definitely right about she ra, and if it’s not annoying i’ll probably be on this chat a lot because i’m a useless lesbian and i’m going to prep school next year which means uniforms my arch nemesis

uniforms are like, gay fashion to the max tho

but also fair and i will answer any question to the best of my ability

Ooh can you customize your uniform at all? Like wear pins or something?
Cuz you could wear a lil She-Ra pin