@Chameleon the Slytherpuff and Slitherpuff
(Marcus is sixteen!?!?! Damn, I thought he was in his thirties.) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! (Peeves!)
(Marcus is sixteen!?!?! Damn, I thought he was in his thirties.) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! (Peeves!)
(AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!) Whisper it's not funny!! (If you think that I'm not gonna find that funny, you're dead fucking wrong ya perverted middle aged man! By the way, has your mid-life crisis happened yet?! Cannot stop laughing) AAARRRRGHH!! CAMELEON, I'm GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!!
(Ohh no, I'm so SCARED! What's a sixteen-year-old gonna do, huh? Make a diss track about me? Post about your anger on TUMBLR?!?!?! Ohh no!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
RRRRRGH!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M CENTURIES OLD!! I DIED WHEN I WAS FUCKING SIXTEEN, OKAY!!?? (…. I did not know about this….) Crap. Great.
(Are yoou suuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee?)
FUCK YOU, YES I'M POSITIVE THAT I GOT BURNED AT A FUCKING STAKE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES FOR FUCKING WITCHCRAFT! (… O-O…) grumbles and avoids Whisper's questioning stare
(Hm, Cool.)
(…. I'm concerned now….)
No FAAAAAAIR!!!! How come he gets a cool death?!?!!? I only died a ninety-eight years ago! AND IT WAS BECAUSE OF A SUGAR RUSH!!!!! (heheheehheheheheeh) STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!
(Wait, how do you die of a sugar rush? [Also, a lot of things make sense now…]) BURNING ALIVE IS NOT COOL PEEVES!!
(He got high on sugar and tried to jump over a car, "Like they do in Mario Cart!") You probably got this big trial and everything! I just got sugar high one night with my friends and got hit by a car!!!
(That sucks bud. On another note, there's a spirit following me here in Texas.)
Ummm… no. I didn't get a trial. It was Medieval times Peeves. I got strapped to a log in a pyre and was burned alive without a hearing. It was a serf driven function. The lord of the estate didn't even know about it until afterwards. (… SO! About that new ghost down in Texas! fake cheerful voice)
(Her body is littered with bullet wounds and at least three stab wounds. She has bruises on her that makes me suspect she died from domestic abuse.)
(Aww, poor girl.) FOCUS ON ME!!! NOT HER!!!! YOU'RE MY HUMAN, NOT HERS!!!!! (Jeez, Peeves. Possive much?)
( I know, I'm putting my forensics studies to use and trying to get as much info from her, she doesnt talk a lot.)
(Have you told her that you have no means to harm her? That normally calms them down. It took the twins a long time to get used to me because I didn't know that when ghosts first started appearing to me.)
(I told her that I wouldnt harm her in sign language, my tone of speaking seems to frighten her. I put some calming essential oils into the air, hopefully it helps.)
(Perhaps she speaks a different language, that was the case for someone on here a while ago. Did I mention to get back at me Peeves scared the shit out of me and one of my brothers today?)
(Well, she nodded but still looked a bit scared…)
(AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!) Whisper it's not funny!! (If you think that I'm not gonna find that funny, you're dead fucking wrong ya perverted middle aged man! By the way, has your mid-life crisis happened yet?! Cannot stop laughing) AAARRRRGHH!! CAMELEON, I'm GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!!
(Seriously though, what are you gonna do? You've got nothing on me, Marcus!) Umm….. (What's the umm for Lucille? You like, never talk on here.)
(Hi. I'm back again. Howard [another ghost here, he was the previous owner of the house. He built it.] scared my puppy today. My family is wondering why he was whining, spinning, and ignoring his food [which is very unusual] and I'm standing to side trying not to blurt out what was actually going on and risk sounding like a crazy person.) I'm surprised Howard was even there!
(Seriously though, what are you gonna do? You've got nothing on me, Marcus!) Umm….. (What's the umm for Lucille? You like, never talk on here.)
(Also, now I'm curious. What is the umm for? Marcus..?) …
(Update: Her name is Abby and she is very nice, I think she's going to try and come home to Florida with me…//
(…) WHISPER'S REAL NAME IS ABBY TOO! (Marcus, you really didn't need to mention that.) Oh, c'mon! I saw the excitement on your face!
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