forum Crystalline Pirates: Protectors of the Island (Closed! You can stalk though.)

Started June 19, 2018 by @ShadeStar

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( No this is Zoe/Josiah.)
"Gods, why are you smelling my shoe?! You're smelling the sole of it and everyone knew that you eavesdropped." Zoe hollared before slamming the trapdoor shut.

"I wasn't smelling it," Riseley yelled, "It just stank so much."

Zoe didn't hear him as she put her plate down and moved closer to Josiah, trying to figure out what to do.

Riseley decided to go to the captain's cabin to inform her of the growing problem with people's body odour. They knocked on Cicada's door

She went towards Cicadas office “I have a question.”

Cicada looked to her, "Yes?"

“Mind if I use some of our provisions to make food for Aquarius?” She asked

“Permission granted. Make some for all three cats if you would,” Cicada heard the knocks, “Come in.”

“Of course.” She nodded and went into the kitchen

Riseley walked inside gracefully, "I have a complaint, cap" they said, "Some people's body odour here is unacceptable. you should make a policy that everyone should shower at least once every week"

“How do you expect me to enforce that?” Cicada groaned, “Request denied on the pure fact that it isn’t possible.”

"Well, at least give a speech or something," they said seriously, "You have a nose too, you know."

“Yes, but I think your just being a baby at the moment. I’ll give one at breakfast if it clears your mind.”

"Or, you know, tell them not to take their shoes off." they winked, "Where are we going next?"

“Pearl,” Cicada replied, “It’ll be difficult with the ongoing skirmish between them and Jade. But we can manage.”

"To do what? Burn down another town would not be a good idea."

“No, and that won’t happen again. We’re stopping there for diplomatic reasons that I am not to disclose with you.”

"Sure," they said, " 'slong as you don't go full-out pyromaniac again, I'm fine."

“I didn’t. That was Houston. I lit one controlled fire. He spread it across town.”

"Well, good job to him, and I hope the next vessel we see won't be an Onyx navy ship."

“Yeah,” Cicada sighed. Zanna may be lenient, but she’ll order a watch for us becuase it’s her law, “I hope so too. Or Jade.”

"Jade? What does this have to do with Jade?"

“We are not, nor ever have been in Jade’s good graces. If we meet up with one of their ships, it will attack us.”

"Delightful." they muttered drily.

River went into the kitchen and started making car food

"I know," Cicada sighed, "Your dismissed. Go do what you need to."

GE minutes later Aquarius was happily eating a fish meal and river went into the main deck