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Started September 18, 2019 by Deleted user

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Tyson let his head fall into his hands.
He shook his head still surprised at where he was. "is that how you got in here?killing someone's grandma?"

"Hm? No. I burned about half the world, overthrew a few governments and stuff. I really only did it for the memes, but ya know, it escalated."

"ahhhh" he says slightly freaked out and trys to look at something else and becomes very awkward

"That isn't the way to pick up girls. Take it from a gay guy." Sadao joked

“I wouldn’t know anything about..picking up people,” Cassowary spoke as if the statement was some type of venom. “Never had that sort of attraction, ever.” Which was true. Cassowary had people they considered more decent than others, ones’ they’d go back for if a job went wrong, but loving someone? Blasphemy.

"sooo what do you people eat around here?"

Maddox smiled. "Just wave your hand and whatever you want appears. Its the magic I put on this place." To demonstrate, he waved his hand and a sandwich appeared.

"Oh course you think about your stomach, Tyson" Sadao said, glaring at him.

Tyson suddenly looked very happy. He shut his eyes tight waved his hand, and when he opened his eyes some sort of red meat was there (not cooked). He opened his mouth to take a bite reviling millions of tiny sharp teeth in his mouth. He devoured the meat in seconds.

Sadao whined and disappeared. He reappeared moments later looking rather sick.

"weak" tyson said smirking at sadao and teleported more meat for himself

"Horrible" Sadao muttered, his eyes tightly shut.

"what you dont like flesh ?" he put the meat right in sadao's face "want some human flesssh?" he waved the meat around sadao's face

"I'm a vegetarian, Tyson! And I'm not a cannibal!" He glitched to the other side of the room. "Meat affects my power but your to insensitive to remember that!"

"hey, dont worry its not cannibalism if your not a human." he said sweetly smirking

Sadao was shaking. "It would be if I did"

"well to think of it im not quite full it would be a shame to waste food." he licked his lips staring at sadao

Sadao glitched a spray bottle into his hands and squirted Tyson. "No. You know what'll happen if you try that again."

Cassowary didn’t seem too affected by the current effects. To answer the ‘what do you guys eat around here,’ they answered quietly. “I don’t eat.”

tyson hissed when the water hit him and went over to sulk on the couch

Hiryur covered his mouth, making a disgusted noise. "ugh, savages" he muttered, his mouth twisted in a disapproving arch as he seemed to judge Tyson's lack of manners. He himself had eaten worse stuff in his life, but he wasn't going to mention it now.

"Food wise, i dont really have a preference. Normal food is fine, i'm not too pretentious." Virion answered, relaxing on his chair.

"I'm sorry about him. He's young. For a demon." He rolled his eyes. "Hecking demons. Control yourself, please Tyson. This is a public space."

Virion shrugged, not bothered by the demon's behavior, like situations like this happened to him all the time.

The door opened once again, and a slender woman walked in, dark blue hair and long shiny golden earrings dangling off her ears, dressed up in a long green coat, reaching the floor. Seeing her, Virion stood up from the chair, greeting her in the most polite way she could, saying "Madam." in a respectful yet calm tone.

"Good evening" she saluted, her voice ringing in the quiet air as she signaled for the elf to sit back down.

"Returning to your conversation about getting a date, Tyson you've never dated anyone. So, how do you know" The statement was more accusing than a question.