forum The Siren and the Chimera (with @Dances_with_Shadows)

Started April 12, 2019 by @PrettyLittlePyro

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(lmao, that's just Lance. Always so judgy-judgy)

Levi rolled his eyes and shot his brother a look. Harmless. "Yeah, sure. So you work for Zeus?" Levi inquired.

“Who else is there?” Koala Moose seemed confused.

"Uhhh, all the other gods banding together to defend Earth?"

“That’s happening right now?”

"Yes…" Levi said slowly, as if he couldn't believe how stupid the god was. Then again, this was the god of stupidity they were talking to.

“Oh!” He laughed. “I must have not written it down on my calendar!”

Lance shot Tempest a pleading look. He didn't know how to deal with this god anymore and hoped that she had some idea of how to handle this situation.

Tempest smothered a laugh and walked over to the god. “Mr. Koala Moose, can you leave? We’re kind of in the middle of trying to stop a war.” She looked pleadingly at him, sticking her lip out and looking at him with doe eyes.
Koalemos looked startled. “Uh… yes, of course! I apologize, my lady.” With that, he vanished.

Levi shot Lance a knowing look. Lance pretended to not see it as he slumped in relief. "Couldn't you've stepped in sooner?"

She smirked slightly. “But it was hilarious!”

"It was fun at first," Levi agreed. "But then it just got confusing and tiresome."

“True.” She shrugged, sitting next to him.

Levi glanced over to Tempest when Lance walked out to talk to a different god. "So… what's up with you and Goat Boy?"

“Nothing,” she lied. She wasn’t sure whether Lance had told anyone yet, so she wasn’t sure if she should tell anyone.

"Oh please, we're triplets. I can see the way he looks at you–and you him. Gimme the deets girl!" he said, turning to face her with his legs crossed.

She snorted. “No thank you, Your Highness.”

He pouted like the ancient being that he was. "C'mon!!" he whined. "Please? I won't stop bugging you until you do."

“Well then, I guess I’ll have to go swimming.” She grinned at him.

"You forget that's it's just Leon that's afraid of the water," Levi pointed out.

“But you can’t live in the water like I can,” she said.

"Very true." He shook his head, then gave Tempest his puppy eyes–pout and all. "Pllleeeeeeaaaasssseeeee? What's the big deal anyways?"

She laughed at his face. “I think I do it better.”

"Oh shove off, I'm a dragon, not a puppy. Just tell me already, woman."

“No thanks.” She stood and alstarted to walk away.

He stood up as well and grabbed her by the waist. "Nope, you're telling me."