forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kardashev: Kardashian? Do I look like I went through grotesque plastic surgery? My name is Kardashev.

Ren: mmmm… you kinda do.

Kek: And he's awesome
Amber: AND YOU'RE STILL DEAD

Kardashev: Lets his true glory show through the smoke and mist of everyones minds, because he isn't even technically a physical creature Then you have horrible eyesight, Ren.

Ren: jaw drops uhhh-uhhhh t-technically I have the eyesight of an albatross s-so its uh, its pretty good. um, sir. gulps

Kek: not to be outdone, turns to Dreamform and laughs
Amber: WAIT I KNOW THIS GUY HE ALSO SUCKS!

Kardashev: Laughs, then turns Kek into a geko. A keko? That's better!

Addic: well, crap. I'm going to go sit over there. 'cup if I stay here well y'all are shifting, I'm going to get killed.

Kardashev: Grins at Addic Good choice!

Kek: Wait cool- I can't actually fully transform in Dreamform into otehr things-
Amber: PLEASE SAY THIS IS PERMANENT! I CAN STEP ON HIM!

Kardashev: Kek is a geko! Or is it a keko? No, you can't step on the keko, Amber. Picks the keko up

Ren: awww… Keke is a Keko!

Kek: examines tail This is actually kinda cool. Can I- wings grow from Keko's back I can, yay! Hah, I still have control over this form TAKE THAT, AMBER!

Kardashev: Looks at the adorable keko with wings Oh my gods, he's like a tiny Keko dragon!

Kek: WAIT CAN I- Disneyland. I can't grow or shrink in this form. BUT I can regenerate my tail now yay! Ad I actually have a tail!
Amber: Yeah guys this is the best I can step on him and flick him and all sorts of fun things-

Kardashev: Turns Amber into a gecko as well

Kek: NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Amber: GAAAAAAAAH I'M A GECKO NOW TOO!
Kek: NOW I CAN'T PUT MY DEAD TAILS IN HER SHOES! TURN HER BACK! _{Gods, I can't believe I would ever say that}

Addic: walking back ok, what did I miss? gasp keke is a gecko?

Kardashev: Giggles No, he's a Keko!

Ren: tries to catch them

Kardashev: Stops Ren and Wren
Wren: Getting ready to pounce on Amber the Gecko

Ren: pupils wide. I dont know what it is but I kind of need to eat them…

Kardashev: Alters Ren's mindstate That should be better.
Wren: Struggling like a cat. Suddenly, he turns into a silver housecat

Ren: gasps gata!!!
ren: do me next! me next!!!

Kardashev: Confused The housecat wasn't my doing, it was Wren's. But… Turns Ren into a housecat with albatross wings