forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kek: Yes but no but yes but no but yes
Kek: WOuld I still be allowed to nightmare people?

Kardashev: I'd make sure of it.
Wren: Starts purring very loudly at this turn in events

Kek: Wait why's Wren happy this is unnatural-
Kek: Also would I still get to mess with the Dreamweavers?

Kardashev: You'd get to do whatever you wanted!
Wren: In full human form now Because it means you're not required to make people see bad things in their sleep!

Ren: rubs on ren, purring

Kek: to Wren Okay, look. That's not the point of being Nightmarish. The point is balance. That way you actually appreciate a good dream and a good day in comparison to the nightmares. If you didn't have nightmares every once in a while, you wouldn't actually like the good dreams, life would become dull, we'd all be mindless zombies and eventually the apocalypse would happen. Probably.
Kek: Also it's not my fault that I'm a Nightmarish and feed off your negative emotions! Food doesn't actually taste like anything or sustain me! Is that fun? No! If I'm stuck in the desert with nobody else, I will starve to death even if there's a pig and a knife right beside me along with firewood.
Kek: That was weirdly specific ok moving on

(Wait- I remembered, I have Soup here-)
Soup: Very confused, has finally returned Why is there a gecko with wings?

Kek: Hi, it's me, I'm Kek but now I'm a Keko ApPaReNtLy
Kek: In case you don't remember me, I was the guy who ate your negative emotions and gave Nori a nightmare

Mei: well I am going to head to bed night
(Also I want to know what you all think of Amdramada x Mei)

Wren: Oh, hiya Soup!
Kardashev: Why is there a 15 foot tall knight in full adamantium platemail with a greatsword and a tower shield on his back? And why is he called Soup?
(Are they related? If not then HELL YES!)

Kek: subtly scuttles away from Soup
Kek: Sorry it's just you're so big and I'm so tiny now-

Ren: meow

Kek: Oh yeah. You're still a cat. Can you try not to eat me?

Ren: meows ~ I can’t promise that

Mei walks upstairs
(No they are not related so yay)

Kek: Well I've been Kekofied three times today so I don't want it to have been in vain
Kek: Also dying hurts

Amdramada come down stairs Amdramada: can't sleep also to things one what is kekofied and two can you be quieter Mei is tryna sleep upstairs.

Kek: Kekofied is when Kek gets forcefully turned into Keko
Kek: Somewhat against Kek's will

Amdramada:ok but still I ma make some cookies and milk if anyone wants some and be quite