forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ren: holy… served??? silence, yeah. I get why you don’t like them

Kek: I- It's fine.
Kek: BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Kek: Wait I forget what I was gonna say

Ren: sighs, last time I was at a banquet, they were auctioning us off. We were in cells, and I remember being so scared and… and my best friend, the one one I could ever talk to about things… they. They bought her. Took her. And I did nothing. After that, I broke one of my wings in an accident and they gave me some pain meds and… yeah. So uh, that’s uh. That’s why I don’t like them.

Addic: Ren, you never finish you holy's, what do you put at the end?

Kek: Oh.
Kek: silence I also get why you don't like them.
Kek: If it makes you feel any better, I have three dogs.

Addic: to himself Holy cow, or shit… you could even do a holy guacamole…

Kek: Or holy soulsoup.

Ren: smiles alright, I’ll keep that in mind

Kek: Yay, you're smiling. That's generally a good sign.
Kek: Sorry I don't have a lot of experience tryna cheer people up. I usually try to make them mad or sad or scared.
Kek: Why does it feel kinda good to make someone else happy? Is that normal? IS MY BRAIN INCAPABLE OF HANDLING HAPPY EMOTIONS?!

Wren: Idk, but that's not possible.

Kek: Ok good.
Kek: kjhsaxcvbnmkl;iuytrewsdfghjkl;'[
Kek: Sorry Lucky just walked on my keyboard-

Wren: I get that, but I delete whatever my cats type, just cus most of the time it somehow contains a couple cursewords. Idk how.

Addic: they are cats. what more do you need?

Kek: CATS?! Cats are bad. Cats are Dreamweaver animals.
Kek: Lucky is a dog. Along with Happy and Hope and-
Kek: Please just forget my dogs' names thank you very much

Addic: happy and hope and…what?

Wren: Fair, Addic. And you let your dogs onto the table? That's not good.

Kek: AND NUNYA BUSINESS THAT'S WHAT
Gino: Happy, Hope, Lucky and Joyfulness Taco the Third.

Addic: awwwww

Wren: Good, cheerful names, Keke.

Kek: DON'T CALL ME KEKE! IF I LIKE YOU, YOU CAN CALL ME KEKE. IF I DON'T, YOU CAN'T!
Gino: Wait you like me?
Kek: Dude we're brothers.

Addic: can I call you keke?

Wren: Pretending to be hurt I gave you Amber to beat up! You don't like me?

Kek: Nyeh, sure, I guess. You're nice enough. And funny sometimes. And your little cousin is also nice. Wait, does that have anything to do with- Oh yeah, kinda.
Kek: Imma just make a list so nobody who can't call me Keke calls me Keke. Addic can. Wren cannot. Absoballylutely NOT. Nori can. All of Nori's friends can- Okay, just everyone BUT Wren and Amber.

Kek: Emphasis on but, as in you cannot ever

Wren: Sighs What could you really do to stop me, Kek?