forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kek: Ooooh I remember you. faintly Corrin, get over here!

Addic: oh… your still here. I forgot about you.

Kek: That's not your fault I was…. _{hiding…. because I'm scared of banquets}

Ren: renters the room, then takes a seat

On’nyosh: Yeah, this is the quietest I’ve ever been in a while.

Shirija: Hits him in the back of the head with a spatula.

On’nyosh: Ah! What the hell? You’re just like Teva!

Shirija: Shrieks angrily and charges.

On’nyosh: Jumps on the table and dodges all of her strikes.

Addic: oh, I was't talking about you Keke, I was talking to On’nyosh and Shirija.

Mei: I would trade you some spaghetti O's and you would intern trade me some of your soup

Addic: my soup?

Kek: Nyeh
Amber: appears from behind and shoves Kek into the room and locks the door
Kek: SWRDFGHJKL:"OIUTREDFXCVBNJKMLPOI(U&T^R%ESDFCGVBHJNKL YOU INTERDIMENSIONALLY STALK ME NOW?!
Kek: realizes what just happened oh Disneyland-

Wren: Is oh so very confused that he just goes and sits in a dark corner

Ren: rubs eyes and joins ren. geez…

Addic:… kek? are you ok?

Kek: NO- Yep! Yep, I'm fine, nothing is wrong, go away please
Gino: Translation: He's not fine and he's scared
Kek: WHAT NO I- NO- N- okay fine i'm scared

Addic: concerned Kek, come here.

Ren: smiling like an idiot want feel go away-ers, Kek?

Wren: Gets up and wraps Kek in a hug

Addic: follows Wren and hugs Kek

Kek: WHAT IS THIS WHY
Kek: GEROFF ME
Kek: Imma just LeAvE and go sit by Ren because HE didn't HUG ME! Of all things! Do you know how hugs taste? Like dog poo and year-old rotten cabbage!

Addic: * in mock confusion* I could have sworn I tasted like grilled buffalo.

Kek: * in mock seriousness* Sorry to disappoint.

Ren: snickers

Kek: walks to sit beside Ren Why don't you like banquets? I'll tell you if you tell me~

Ren: fiddles with his wings I… I dunno. I don’t really talk about it.

Kek: Fine, I'll go first. I'm scared of banquets because people DiE and it's an excuse to pOiSoN people and my little sister was served in a banquet once
Kek: It's mostly the last reason.
Kek: _{I miss her…}

Addic: OMG, kek… I'm so sorry. and we were talking about poison earlier too, I am so so sorry Kek.