forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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(Well, highschooler here. School from 7:40 to 2:40 for me!)
Wren: Sighs Someone you couldn't possibly know.

Kek: I know Nori!
Amber: I hate Nori!
Kek: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Wren: Has a slight headache due to the ammount of alcohol he's consumed in another dimension No shouting, please. My head is, like, being pounded into a powder by a metaphysical sledgehammer…

Kek: Yeah, okay, I don't wanna taste that
Amber: yells so Kek will have to taste what Wren's feeling

Wren: Oh god, please Amber, stop…

Ren: I hope he is… sighs alright, well… Wren are you… are you okay?

Wren: No… currently, another one of my forms is unconscious because he drank too much, and is cuddling with Nori very unconsciously…

Ren: ….oh uh, good for him. Good for him.

Wren: Grins like his old self That's my Ren! Proceeds to hug Ren and pass out in this realm too

Ren: oh, alright! grins

Kardashev has joined the chat

Kardashev: Sighs Ah, Dreamers…

Ren: chairetismós!! Would you like soup? or booze?

Kardashev: Only if it's angelsoul or demonsoul soup or Dreamwhiskey.

Ren: …we have clam chowder! And uh… cannibalistic vegetable water!

Kardashev: Damn. Sighs I suppose I'll make some of each of those. Goes Dreamspeed, makes two entire pots of both angelsoul and demonsoul soup, as well as 8 bottles of Dreamwhiskey

Ren: dang! homie can I try that?

Kardashev: Sure, but I need to bring it to you because you have someone drapped over you. Fills two bowls with angelsoul and demonsoul soup, then grabs two glasses and pours them some Dreamwhiskey

Ren: chuckles yeah… pets Wren like a kitten

Kardashev: Walking over Here you go. I also need to warn you that after eating the soups and drinking the whiskey, you have a 50% chance to lucid dream and a 50% chance to hallucinate. It's one or the other, and it's always interesting to see which effect someone gets.

Ren: oh sweet! downs the soup, still cradling Wren damn that's good!

Kardashev: Grins I know! It's the best shit ever!

Ren: licks his lips, then turns quickly oh my god Tom Jones is here??!!

Kardashev: Laughs Ah, hallucinations! Interesting. I expected lucid dreaming…

Ren; Tom Jonnnn- falls over, asleep

Kardashev: Laughs harder Oh, that's interesting! This one had hallucinations, then lucid dreams!