forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ōn’nyosh: Looks at Rayla. Hmm… who the fuck are you?

Pandora: continues sipping tea with a bored expression on her face

Rayla: Snickers Hotter than you.

Addic: brushing off his shoulders not necessarily. Whatcha got there? takes bottle of whisky and finishes it off

Ōn’nyosh: Glares. That was my fucking whiskey, you ass! Casually grabs another bottle, making sure Addic can’t steal it.

(I may have misread it, but this is just too funny, lmao!)

Antonio: is just there watching whatever is going on and wondering if he should break a bone just so he could glow

(Oh no, lmao!)

Ōn’nyosh: Eyes Rayla a moment. I can tell. Grins.

Rayla: Snickers You seemed the type to argue when a girl says she's better than him at anything.

(Thumbs-up. I’ll peek at them later, lol)

Ōn’nyosh: Raises an eyebrow. Seriously? Fuck no! I fucking worship women, almost literally! Though, give me five minutes… snickers.

Rayla: Rolls her eyes So you're one of those types. I'll have you know I'm a demigoddess.

Pandora: casually restraining from throwing tea at Ōn’nyosh

(one hundred percent spelled that wrong)

Ōn’nyosh: Yup, one of those. Ooh… even better, actual divinity. Would you like to ride me now or wait ‘til you get home? Laughs.

Rayla: Enough out of you. She waves a hand, causing Ōn'nyosh's mouth to disappear I'll give your mouth back when you learn not to talk like that.

Addic: sneaks behind Ōn’nyosh and steals his bottle again, finishing it in one drag

Pandora: under her breath I’m already very close to murdering this creature…

(Pandora calls literally everyone a creature btw pff)

Ōn’nyosh: Blinks at having his mouth removed, then glares at Addic, flipping him off. He then makes a humming noise, reaches into his satchel and pulls out a bottle. He takes off his hat and pours the liquid contents over himself, his mouth returning. I’m a fucking jester. It’s my job to be fucking rude and obnoxious.

(Lol)

(wondering if he should what so he could what now???)

(whenever Antonio breaks his bones, or just cracks them (like knuckle cracking) he glows, like a glowstick. Of course, he doesn't need to injure himself in order to glow but he doesn't know that, at least not yet)

Rayla: Rolls her eyes to the sky Oh Lights, help me. . .

Addic: smiles and winks at Ōn’nyosh As you can tell, he's really good at it too.

Pandora: rolls her eyes, sighing dear gods…

Ōn’nyosh: Laughs mockingly. You know, we could have some real fun if you wanted to. And, if you don’t, you can just tell to fuck off. It’s that simple. Why does no one ever get that? Sighs.