forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ōn’nyosh: Looks at Addic. Abrupt question… What the fuck is a pineapple?

Levana: Smiles softly at Ōn'nyosh If things were different, maybe we would have had some fun. She turns to Addic Oh- alright then.

Pandora: to Addic I will take any alcohol you have to offer.

Addic: It's… um…It…. * gives up and grabs another glass and hands it to Ōn’nyosh* It's a fruit. Try it.

Addic: to pandora Oh? Well then. sets down his bottle before picking it up again, taking a drink, setting it down and looking for something for pandora

Ōn’nyosh: Smiles back at Levana. Indeed. Turns back to Addic, then shrugs and drinks the pineapple juice. He then stares at the empty glass for a moment before looking at Addic. That’s pretty fucking good.

Addic: yep. don't eat too much though. or it'll eat you too. hands a bottle to pandora then refills Ōn’nyosh's glass

Ōn’nyosh: Blinks. I’m not sure if that’s literal or not. I’ve seen some strange shit. Snickers, then casually sips at the refilled glass of pineapple juice.

Addic: pouring some of the juice into his bottle That i believe. drinks it

Levana: Casually It's true- pineaples create something that, as you eat it, will eat away at your mouth.

Ōn’nyosh: Looks at Levana warily. Please, for fuck’s sake, tell me that it’s not fucking parasites. I already have a fucking creepy-ass God of Decay after my soul. I don’t need any more of that shit.

Pandora: thank you. chugs the bottle that Addic gave her

Addic: to Ōn’nyosh no, it's an acid thing i think

Corrin: has fallen asleep

Pandora: casually we never know. It could be parasites. They could be eating your insides as we speak.

Ōn’nyosh: Glances at Addic and sighs. Acid is just as bad as parasites. They’re governed by the same creepy fuck.

Addic: drinks then don't drink too much

Pandora: casually we never know. It could be parasites. They could be eating your insides as we speak.

Ōn’nyosh: Eyes widen. Don’t fucking start that shit! I hate that fucking God of Decay! That funky fuck has no sense of fucking hygiene, and he’s just fucking… shudders in disgust… Just no. Not no, but fuck no. He then glares at Addic.

Addic: chuckling It's not a parasite. calm down Ōn’nyosh. It's just a fruit trying…and failing… to not be eaten

Pandora: casually we never know. It could be parasites. They could be eating your insides as we speak.

Ōn’nyosh: Eyes widen. Don’t fucking start that shit! I hate that fucking God of Decay! That funky fuck has no sense of fucking hygiene, and he’s just fucking… shudders in disgust… Just no. Not no, but fuck no.

Pandora: snickers I will… start with… whatever I want to.

(She has a hard time with English be patient she’s trying cough)