forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Rayla: The hum continues to build up as the nimbus grows brighter and brighter. After a few more seconds, a giant column of light centered on Addic - this: https://s3.amazonaws.com/notebook-content-uploads/content/uploads/original/551a214d-1c04-4a0b-9b34-2eb0dbb3d41d.gif?1677204261 - vaporizes 80 square miles of terrain and wildlife

Corrin: nods appreciatively, completely unfazed Nice.

Pandora: distant clapping

Addic: standing half naked and black with chard flesh I knew it!! takes a sip and collapses into a fit of giggles

Addic: standing half naked and black with chard flesh I knew it!! takes a sip and collapses into a fit of giggles

Rayla: Tilts her head Or I can just do this. She claps and Addic disappears in a small poof of smoke

Addic: Ru- disappears

A reptilian jester appears out of nowhere, his hair disheveled and his eyes wild. Seeing that there’s other people, he quickly composes himself and looks around.

Ōn’nyosh: What the fuck is happening? And, where’s the booze?

Corrin: pats the truckloads of bottles beside him Right here. Haven't seen you here in a while.

Rayla: Stares at the jester You look like the male version of Kim Kardashian-

Rayla: Stares at the jester You look like the male version of Kim Kardashian-

Pandora: wheezes

Ōn’nyosh: Turns to see Corrin. Oh, hey. I was… busy with a goddess, a literal one. Starts snickering. Anyway, whiskey! Fuck yes! *Walks over, grabs a bottle, and just starts chugging it down.

Rayla: Stares at the jester You look like the male version of Kim Kardashian-

Pandora: wheezes

Ōn’nyosh: Raises a confused eyebrow. Who?

Rayla: Snickers Don't worry about it.

Addic: walked back in through a random kitchen door, properly dressed but still a little black with charcoal Ōn’nyosh My dear. How are you?

Rayla: Chuckles when Addic reappears Hello again.

Ōn’nyosh: Sees Addic and just starts laughing. I’m fine, but you look a little crispy. Somebody dip you in a fire, eh? Snickers mockingly.

Corrin: breathes an almost imperceptible sigh of relief when Addic appears mostly unscathed

Rayla: Raises her hand That would have been me.

Addic: brushing off his shoulders not necessarily. Whatcha got there? takes bottle of whisky and finishes it off